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| I once checked on a date-rating site after an evening with a very lovely lady and discovered she’d rated me lower than her vibrator. Which I wouldn’t mind so much, if that was the rating for sex but that was under ‘personality’. |
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| She’s an expert negotiator. |
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| Warning: the value of investment bankers can go down as well as up. |
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| There’s also ‘maidspreading’. That’s when you stand with your legs held firmly apart with a spreader bar. It’s usually a precursor to something rather painful. |
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| You’d think they’d have guessed from the spreader gag. |
