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| Ah… reminds me of my collaring ceremony. It happened right here, actually, not three feet away from where I am crouching right now. |
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| I’m very aware of sexism in the workplace, being one of the more inferior members of the inferior gender. |
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| I don’t understand men who send women pictures of their penises. I mean, it’s just asking for trouble. Like waving a raw steak in front of a hungry leopard. |
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| On the plus side, his steel tube is a lot bigger than mine or yours. |
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| You say “Yes, please”. |
