Great song, terrible idea if you have to get up and go to work the next day.
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| Like, totally. |
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| Oooh. Four, I think. Yes. Four. But strangely, there’s another eight I never reach. I wonder what they’re for? |
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| Actually you do kiss on both cheeks too. That’s the next bit, after she turns round. |
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| I’m beginning to think that bloody die is loaded. But she wouldn’t do that to me. Would she? |
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| Don’t forget to tell her that joke. You know – the one you found on the Internet to show her how witty you are. |
I wish that the accepted international greeting between a man and a woman was the man having his balls brutally crushed followed by the man kissing the woman's ass. It would do wonders for gender relations worldwide.
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Thank you both for your comments. Totaldiscord, I think that would be a change for the better, but for the moment I suspect we have to stick with a firm handshake or a light kiss on the cheek (or both, in France).