…I always thought the phrase was about “revenge” but She assures me it’s really “baked beans”. Or “bacon rind”. Who knew?
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| Why don’t they wear boots like that any more? I’d pay extra. A lot extra. |
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| Self-referential? Self-knowing? Or just self-abuse? You decide – it’s too complicated for me. |
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| Anyway, I’m sure she wouldn’t mind if you join in and make it a threesome. |
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| He’ll find that out very quickly. And then very, very slowly, too. |
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| Actually, I can’t imagine anything more horrible than leaving her anyway. But then, she probably can. |
