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| Hurry up, she wants you suspended and well flogged before going out – and the dinner reservation is for eight! |
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| Dave season starts today! Actually, that’s not true. Every day is Dave season. |
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| Just try to empathise. Men aren’t very good at it, but women know that and often make a particular effort to make their feelings known. |
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| He can’t tell Coke from Pepsi, but he can tell Paolo from Antonio. |
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| Oh well, never mind. You’d probably have been rubbish at it anyway. |
