|Hurry up, she wants you suspended and well flogged before going out – and the dinner reservation is for eight!
|Dave season starts today! Actually, that’s not true. Every day is Dave season.
|Just try to empathise. Men aren’t very good at it, but women know that and often make a particular effort to make their feelings known.
|He can’t tell Coke from Pepsi, but he can tell Paolo from Antonio.
|Oh well, never mind. You’d probably have been rubbish at it anyway.