…then you might enjoy these, y’know, captioned images of female domination.
|OK, OK I’ve used this picture before. But I just think it’s lovely…|
|Of course she won’t treat you exactly like a dog, that would be ridiculous. For example, she would never use a shock collar on a dog. It’s cruel, you see.|
|It would be terribly frustrating to be both a bondage addict and a talented escape artist, don’t you think? Oh damn – I’m out again…|
|I don’t want a net nanny programme, what I really want is a net governess. Ouch!|
|Actually, health and safety personnel are unfairly maligned, as in fact they… oh what am I talking about? Beat them until they scream for mercy, I say.|