Vacation, all I ever wanted (5)
Vacation, all I ever wanted (4)
Vacation, all I ever wanted (3)
Vacation, all I ever wanted (2)
Vacation, all I ever wanted
It’s that holiday time again. Sun, sand, sea and sangria – so it’s kennel time for poor old Servitor for two weeks. Still: at least I won’t get rabies. As has become a tradition, I’ll queue up a daily post of three random, mostly slightly old but previously unpublished captions.
She should be home to let me out in about two weeks, I understand.
Enjoy.
Obeisance
Earning my stripes
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And I didn’t even use paracetemol – that’s cheating. |
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Poor thing – thinking about it all afternoon like that. |
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Like steel needles, huh? Oh dear. Many of us know how awful those can feel. |
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And don’t forget the gratitude time. That’s very important. |
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Submissive women… fear them. I mean, it’s not natural, is it? |
To wear that ball and chain
It’s been the ruin of many a poor boy.
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She has. Twice already just this week, actually. |
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Can’t disagree with that. |
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He’s actually going to be hotter here at home than she is on the beach, oddly enough. |
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She volunteered for the sexual crimes squad. Said she wanted to give something back. |
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Yeah… yeah. Just pretend. It’s fine. Go with it. |
When you’re dancing slowly, sucking your sleeve
The boys get lonely after you leave. I’ve featured this before, of course.
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I have to admit she’s right there. |
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Breaking up is always painful – this no more so than most. |
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Silly old Kurt – fucks my wife, takes my money… I think he’s just covering up feelings of insecurity. |
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No regrets, though. She doesn’t allow them. |
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Awww…., isn’t she sweet? How could anyone say no to that? |