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Sometimes I just need a firm hand
Someone else’s, I mean. Maybe one of these ladies might oblige?
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| I’m sure Katie won’t mind. She’s very easygoing. |
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| Isn’t that a wonderful expression? Almost takes your mind off the – ooh! -spikes… |
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| Just about everywhere, eventually. But starting off with the pain quite concentrated, in a few sensitive spots, I expect. |
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| I love this one. |
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| Or she might just tell you to swallow. We’ll see. |
Naughty words
Just a brief, non-image post today, because –
OK, OK maybe just one image to make the links columns more attractive, here you are:
Hmm. She looks rather cross, doesn’t she? Better hurry on past.
Anyway, what I wanted to say, was that this didn’t start out primarily as a blog for captioned images. I started it off to publish some stories I had written over the years, and then I tried my hand at a few captions (it only takes one hand, fortunately)…and nowadays it seems I do little else. It takes so much longer to write a story than a caption, and the photos are lovely too, so I haven’t written one for ages.
Increasingly I see links to this as a photo blog – which is great but it’s not only that – so I thought I’d point out to newer readers that there are lot of stories in the early months (first half 2011).
Links to some below, then I’ll probably post links to a few more some time. Or you can just use the ‘fiction’ tag in the cloud over to the right there.
Air divine Femdom airlines, basically. Very much my kind of thing! Written a long time ago, for my former Significant Other, a domme I adored. She claimed (rather sweetly I always thought) to find my stories and other writings amusing. But with this one, I think she really meant it.
Chopped and changed Written specifically for this blog, stories featuring Serena tend to be rather extreme. The title’s a bit of a clue too.
Tomorrow’s World This one is a parody of a 1970s British TV show about science. So if you haven’t seeen that, you won’t get it. Sorry.
Huge caption This actually started as a caption (regular readers will be wearily familiar with my attempts to fit text the length of a nineteenth century Russian novel onto the side of a picture). But it just growed so I’m calling it a story.
Misappliance of Science An attempt at humour, as a party of bored schoolgirls are led around a huge science and manufacturing centre dedicated to – guess what – the enslavement and punition of males. Part 2 here.
Waiting One of my very few serious stories. A lot of you liked this.
More new endings Despite the title, this is a new ending for only one old tale: Cinderella.
Scenes Little vignettes, which could almost be captions really. Written a long time ago, for two ladies I knew. Their names have been changed. My own favourite story from this period is this one. And it also gave me a chance to publish a picture of Raquel Welch (from the femdom episode of Mork and Mindy and if you don’t believe me that there was one, you can ask Mr Youtube).
That’s it for now.
Oh OK, just one more picture this time, then. Isn’t she lovely?
Mildly pornographic and feebly humorous captioned images relating to female domination
…well, the subtle post headers don’t seem to attract as much traffic as the more literal ones, so I thought I’d try a different tack. On with the show:
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| Well, at least she hasn’t invited her boyfriend over like the last one. |
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| Genies… just when they think they’ve seen it all, they can still be surprised, huh? |
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| I think an important lesson will be learned here, don’t you? |
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| Don’t worry, she’s recently taken an advanced-level course in pain management. She’s really good at it. |
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| Could you get some milk as well? Thanks, you’re a treasure. |
Unconditionally surrendered
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| The human furniture was easier to dispose of. |
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| She did promise you a night to remember. |
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| You’ll earn those extra dollars. |
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| I went out once a girl once who had a castration fetish. We haven’t seen each other for years, but there’s a part of me that will always be hers.
(Thank you. Thank you. I’ll be here all week. Hey – how many castratrices does it take to change a lightbulb…) |
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| Good thing you’re not going anywhere today. Plenty of time to talk about it. |
Incidentally, if you like this blog (and I have to tell you: you’re really wasting your time here if you don’t), you’ll almost certainly like this one as well. He doesn’t put the captions in the pictures, but the basic idea of encapsulating a scene in a few pithy (?) sentences is much the same, and he has some really lovely, sexy, funny ones: Improbable fun
Inspired thoughts
Specifically, just one thought, inspired by the ending of a wonderful session, with an extraordinary lady, on Thursday. Well, inspired by that and a strong dose of self-loathing.
(and no – of course she didn’t say it like this. She was lovely. And of course this isn’t her. Although the lady in this picture is lovely too.)
When sorry is the easiest word to say
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| She can be quite merciful, actually. Just never when you really need her to be. |
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| That’s a bit unfair. I mean, it’s already quite a dainty one to begin with, isn’t it? Not many excess ‘unsightly inches’ down there, even now. |
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| And then tomorrow you can move on to Riemann manifolds, because it’s Saturday. |
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| True friendship. That’s got to be more important than some shallow, meaningless relationship based on nothing but sex, right? |
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| Yes. |
Error correction mechanisms
My Significant Other has quite a few of them.
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| If the lipstick smear on her cigarette doesn’t act like a religious icon for you, you’re reading the wrong blog. |
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| And it’s only just gone the longest day, too. Those long summer evenings, eh? |
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| Julie looks nice, doesn’t she? Funny how looks can be deceptive like that. |
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| If you’ve forgotten, don’t worry – she’ll just let you keep confessing to things until you get it. |
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| Isn’t that brave? This is so hard for her to do – but aren’t you proud that she resisted the temptation to give in to her sweeter nature? Again? |
Incidentally, Servitor will be having a correction session this Thursday. So if there’s anything relating to this blog you want to complain about, now’s a really a good time. I’ll pass on your comments to Someone who can deal me, err… I mean them properly.
Femdom captions once again
With apologies for the unimaginative but search engine-friendly headline. Just supply your own feeble femdom-related pun if you’re missing it.
Oh – and if you’re a search engine? Hi there. Welcome. Femdom. Femdom caption. Dominatrix. Dominatrix. Governess. Spanking. Bandicoots. No, no bandicoots. This is what we do here:
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| Don’t worry. She’ll be there with you the whole time. With a bit of luck, you’ll still just be conscious when she comes – won’t that be nice? |
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| He goes to confession too. |
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| She’s such a professional. Sometimes the same caning scene will require eight or nine complete takes before she’s satisfied. |
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| Astute observers of financial markets might realise that I created this caption a long time ago (I don’t always post captions as soon as I do them, in fact I have about 180 waiting to be posted – isn’t that nice?) – because the Euro is no longer particularly high. I expect that was the first thing that caught your eye when you looked at this one, right? Right? |
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| Doesn’t she look sweet? Try to remember that, because your eyes will be too sore to open quite soon. |
Smack addiction
I’ll admit it, I have one.
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| How can you resist those eyes? Go on – it’s only agony. |
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| He’ll soon discover that she plans to satisfy his chastity fantasy in a rather literal way too. Well… when I say “soon”, I mean he’ll discover that over a period of several months. |
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| Of course, she knows it’s all superstitutious nonsense really. But it’s better to be safe than sorry, don’t you think? You never know – there might be something in it. |
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| So…just in time to spend the rest of the lesson being beaten for being late. Perfect timing, really. |
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| But she does them a small kindness by blindfolding them first. It does give them just a few more seconds before they realise what’s about to happen, and start screaming hysterically in fear. |