Contemplating the divine – Page 191 – Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.

Mainstream media

I don’t normally post about this sort of thing. And it’s not like a proper domme scene or anything. But goodness me, I’ve just seen this film, Dark Shadows.

And this lady is in it:

Oh – and believe me, she (over) acts it as a villainness just as much as you might want.

Here she is talking to Johnny Depp:

And again… look at that smile:

She often wears red… and veeery high heels.

She’s very rich, drives a red sportscar:

And…did I mention she’s a witch?

So… let’s bring it all together. Look at the picture below. Here she is talking to Johnny. And she’s about to do something very witchy. And she is actually wearing red. You just can’t see the item of clothing at the moment. But you will (if you see the movie, or if you wait a bit until the lawyers get tired of chasing pirated clips of it off YouTube).

I’ll give you a clue. Her plan here is that Johnny should have a reminder of her, throughout the eternity in the coffin, unable to move, to which she intends to consign him.

It’s not a bad movie. I mean, it’s all right. It’s not as good as other Burton/Depp movies. Don’t go seeing it because I’ve given you the impression it’s a two hour femdom fest or anything. I mean, obviously it’s not. Go if you want to see it. Or if you’re in love…

By co-incidence – well, not at all by coincidence if you think about it – I’d already featured and captioned an image of the actress, Eva Green, without even knowing her name. (First item in this post) I know her name now… and I can assure you, you’ll be seeing a lot more of the divine Ms Green around here.

That’s all for now. Normal captioned service will be resumed shortly.

Kept

I’d like to be.

“Keep”:

to have or retain possession of
to remain or cause to remain in a specified state or condition
to look after or maintain for use, pleasure, etc.
to provide for the upkeep or livelihood of
to support financially, esp in return for sexual favours
to confine or detain or be confined or detained

All of those, please. All of those.

Maybe later you can sneak out, remember the sight of her putting that lipstick on, and howl at the moon.

Such a lot of fuss…

Well, it’s not as if you didn’t have a last orgasm. I mean, one of them has to be. It must have been on your birthday, surely? Oh no, she gave you a tie this year, didn’t she? Well, anyway.

Or, as on this occasion, just decided to leave and make a new life for herself. I expect Ralph will cope OK on his own. He’ll probably forget all about her after a day or two. Dehydration does that.

Woof. Woof woof woof.

Shameful

Isn’t it? And doesn’t that just feel great?

Welcome to the second day of the rest of your life.

Cucumbers… it’s so silly to be jealous of a cucumber. Sigh.

Actually, she’s doing a school project on it.

Admittudlee, therez a slite risk of brane dammige, but nuffin to worry none, no way.

Yes, Ma’am.

Abuseful

It’s what I aspire to be. But I expect I’ll always remain completely abuseless. So it goes.

Actually, it’s quite common for female orgasms to be accompanied by loud screams. That’s what I always find when She leaves my gag off, anyway.

Ah…Madame Sarka. Bestrides the world of femdom like…herself. Doubles the traffic to my site when she’s featured here. Welcome, welcome.

It’s what electricity was invented for.

Schoolgirl sadism - there's a lot of it about

After all, it’s nearly time for end of term reports. The maths teacher got a particularly poor grade last time, so he’ll certainly be keen to have improved.

You won’t forget her, either.

Evil leather-clad dominatrices

You know, I enjoyed typing that title so much, that I thought I had to have a post just about it. But marriage creeps in here too, as I guess it always will.

Hmmm… Sounds like you’ll shortly be sexually compatible!

It’s not the worst thing you’ve ever tasted is it? Oh, is it? OK, well something has to be. Anyway, you don’t want to keep her waiting. No really…you don’t.

Phew! Lucky escape there.

Possibly even less than three or four years – she can be quite moody, after all.

I think that’s rather sweet. Just because the marriage is over, doesn’t mean a couple should stay apart for ever. I expect he thinks about her all the time.

Marriage is an institution, but who wants to live in a – oh, hang on, never mind.

All rather domestic this time. Lovers of evil dominatrices in black leather…goodness I enjoyed typing that, let’s go again… evil dominatrices in black leather, look elsewhere. The very next post, frinstance.

Look on the positive side of things. You and her mother have never got on – let’s face it, she hates you. This might be the time when you really get things sorted out.

Just as long as it’s not Nadine. Oh please don’t let it be Nadine…

Ah…recently married couples. So sweet.

You’ve got hers, so why would you want your own?

It’s a good point, and one she’s made before. At the wedding reception, for a start.

The thwack of willow on leather

Ah yes, now there’s a sound to cntemplate. The summer is finally approaching. Time to travel to the UK, for some of those traditional English village pasttimes. I mean cricket, of course. In the meantime, here are some captioned images of female domination. Again.

It’s amazing how many cookies they sell though. This man bought more than 10,000 boxes last year.

Doesn’t she look sweet and fun-loving? Half right.

Getting quite crowded down there.

She’s very reasonable, don’t you think?

It’s best not to get all hung up on definitions. Man. Slave. Sissy. Doorstop. None of them are really the real you, so why not just be all of them as yourself?

Tout abus sera puni

…it says, in posters all over the Paris metro. And quite right too.

Oh…I love this photoshoot.

Just to make absolutely sure, though, she’d like you to watch her fucking your wife, if that’s OK? Lovely.

It’s her preferred management technique, so please don’t make a fuss.

Loving female authority…with a cattle prod just in case the love doesn’t do it.

Dream session. Heels clicking on floorboards…yum.

May I take your orders, Ma’am?

More femdom captions. Oh yes. The phrase that seems to fascinate Mr Google, because most of my page views go there. So I’ll say it again. More femdom captions.

Oh yes please, Madame Sarka…

Of course he knows she loves him really. But then she also loves her cat.

Arrgghhooo anglappphy snnnghhh.

Actually, my first girlfriend was kind enough to tell me that the size of my penis was a matter of complete indifference to her. Wasn’t that nice?

Good luck.

Screaming with laughter

It’s such a great combination – don’t you think?

On with the captioned femdom pictures.

Princee Kali, of course. I love the look of sweet innocence combined with cruelty. Screaming with laughter, to be sure.

Isn’t she beautiful? Ahhhh.

Femdom caption brainclamp and thats three words you dont see together every day

Many wives refuse to have their husbands brain-clamped. And it’s true, it does cut down on the opportunities for punishment. But I say there doesn’t always have to be a reason.

I understand the Czech Republic has offered to send some advisors to help the USA out with its partisan political gridlock. I don’t know what they have in mind…but it might be worth trying, right?

Isn’t it nice to see a couple discussing it like this? How hard and how often she beats you… well, that’s something you should have a say in before she decides.