Twelve months not coming

 
 
 
 
Eleven canes a-striping
 

 

 
 
Ten hours of sweeping
 

 

 
 
Nine slaps a-glancing
 

 

 
 
Eight dreams of milking
 

 

 
 
Seven hours of rimming
 

 

 
 
Six quirts a-flaying
 

 

 
 
Five spiked rings!
 

 

 
 
 
 Four angry words

 
 
Three gay friends
 

 

 
 
 
Two rubber gloves

 

 
 
But…no glimpse of that little golden key!
 
 
 
HAPPY NEW YEAR, ONE AND ALL!