Category: Treasure
The bonds of love
Cruella, of course – even the Editrix herself (yes she was, who else do you imagine wrote the editorials?), Lady Victoria, on the right there. She inspired Goddess-Lady Lucia, you know.
Stinging rejoinders
Feminine guiles
Life is pain, Highness
True, that. I’ve experienced a lot of pain in my relationships with women and I can only hope and pay for more in the years to come.
Superior wisdom
A feminine touch
Savage elegance
… and elegant savagery too. Both are good.
She’s being remarkably patient with you, but patience has its limits you know. |
He’ll have plenty of opportunity to think about it, which is just as well, given he is male. |
Poor Treasure… I’m sure she is wracked with paroxysms of guilt. Maybe she needs a kiss and a cuddle, hmm? |
Girl talk… good thing the guys have got more important things to be getting on with, than sitting around listening to her prattle on. |
Girlish brutality
Speaking of which, I thought I’d just share with a little thing that happened to me yesterday – in real life, I mean, not ‘Servitor’ life.
So I was leaving Starbucks (in Paris) and there was this young woman coming in, so I held the door open for her and vaguely smiled as she went past, as you do. And you know, she didn’t acknowledge me? Not even a nod, just strode through, head held high, ignoring me as if I were merely part of the furniture.
I mean, can you believe some people?
I thought about that all day. Wonderful! What bliss it is to be alive, and all that.
Anyway, true story. Now on with the stuff that isn’t.
Subsequently twice married to a billionaire, this one. Not bad, is it? The same billionaire twice, I mean, not two billionaires. I don’t suppose he got the hockey stick treatment… but you never know, he might have done. |
Don’t forget to include a little gift (or, better, a large one) in your thank-you email, so she’ll know you mean it. |
Mistress is cleverer than you. Do try to remember that, OK sweetie? I know it’s not easy, remembering stuff. |
Severely
I suppose it’s polite to ask, but really she should just make herself at home. |
He looks pretty trustworthy to me. You’ll be fine. Just think about something else for 20 minutes. |
No, she’s not particular. Well…she is, obviously. Just not about that sort of thing. |
She’s definitely going to go down there and check he’s OK, though. There’s just something she needs to do first, that’s all. |