too small to satisfy anyone – Page 13 – Contemplating the divine

Devotional intelligence

There are actually scientific tests of men’s devotional intelligence scores. You’re given a set of 100 statements and asked for your opinion on each, which is then ignored. It’s very accurate.

Two dommes both looking at me and my brain is gonnehegfetdgdtf

Actually, I don’t think the former owners left the key. Might just have to leave it there.

Jenny gives her hubby a good brain-zapping

Well, he’s not writhing around on the floor in agony, so something’s obviously wrong.

It wouldn’t be so bad, but she just can’t spell for toffee. “Slutt” indeed – and all over your forehead too!

Sweeps as it beats as it flogs as it teases

Women. Getting all excited over an ordinary household appliance? Remember when she got that new iron, and couldn’t stop trying it out on the back of your hand? Girls and their toys, eh?

Too short to satisify too long to not to care

That’s a bit unfair. But then so was telling all your friends you were too small to satisfy her, and then making you hire her a male escort. Sometimes life’s not fair like that. Hey – you’re an impotent cuckold with a tiny cock. But there’s probably a good side to that, right? Right?

Rebuke me in your anger or discipline me in your wrath

Please.

She didn’t rush to judgement, though. She took her time.

cold hearltless and brutal...whats not to like?

Yet another of those Mars and Venus things, I reckon. What do you suppose she’s trying to tell you here?

Actually the greatest torture is trying to read the tiny print…

Actually that’s not fair. At least one of the girls in the office calls you “Bootlicking little perverted wanker.”. No idea why.

There are times in any marriage when an apology is called for. Here’s one.

Should men have the vote?

Not such an obvious question as you might imagine. Yes, on the one hand, obviously women should make all the decisions. But in our present, highly imperfect society, dominant wives effectively get two votes and owners of stables of slaves get a whole bunch.

I’m actually really interested in politics, myself. I like to watch all the debates, and sort out the issues in my mind, as it helps me guess which party my Significant Other is likely to tell me to vote for.

Here we go again – femdom captions all right for you? Lovely.

Last fancy dress party, she wore her leather outfit and you wore that little maid dress. The time before she went as a strict schoolteacher and you as a schoolboy. It’s just as well your parents don’t know anything about this stuff, or they might begin to see a pattern and stop inviting you.

Femdom wife appreciates it when you fuck off and leave her alone

As you’ve probably discovered by now, the world is full of beautiful women who really want you to fuck off. I find that usually I know that without them even needing to tell me any more. It’s a Mars/Venus thing, really.

I think the club has a special lapel-pin you can wear.

She probably won’t actually tell him, in order to avoid panic. If he needs to know, he’ll know.

Isn’t she pretty? Don’t pictures like this make you feel you don’t deserve even to be scraped off the sole of her shoe?

Complex inferiority

If they don’t get watered they wither and die quite quickly, I understand

The cane hurts more the second time around

One of those days when nothing goes right… we’ve all had them. The best thing to do when it’s all over is go to bed, lie gingerly on your front and just sob yourself to sleep as the welts throb with pain. That’s what I usually do, anyway.

An easy misunderstanding to make. Possibly you wouldn’t have let her tie you to this chair with your legs apart if you’d heard correctly – but, hey, c’est la vie, right?

Very excellent website with a free trailer for every one of the many many videos. And isn’t she simply stunning? Sorry – haven’t got anything more amusing to say than that. Just…wow. Where’s she been all my life? (well, growing up, presumably).

Luckily you have two scrubbing brushes, one for each hand. Isn’t that nice?

Femdom laughs but the joke will soon be on her

Oh, what a sexy scene will play out here! You’ll repeat your claim, then she’ll giggle and make a playful grab for your trousers, and a hilarious, sexy struggle will ensue until finally you both fall on the bed, and she tugs your trousers off to reveal your full glory and then…well it’s up to you. You’re out on the landing with no trousers and the door slammed behind you. Wait there for morning or scurry off home? (Yes, it’s another one of those dates…but we’ve all been there, right? Right? Oh, OK, maybe it’s just me.)

A disappointingly small one

I’m afraid this will probably too small and feeble to give you much satisfaction (now why do I get a sense of deja vu typing that?), but I have little time today. So I’ll just stop messing about and get on with it, shall I? Oh, right. Sorry. Here we go:

Captioned image of dominatrix towering over your POV

Love the point of view. I love the tan too…I think she’s been somewhere nice while you have been languishing in this cellar. Which is, obviously, where you will stay after she has gone again.

Penny belts her husband pretty hard but no harder than he deserves

I love the start of this video (go on, admit it, you’ve probably seen it), although personally I’d prefer it if she stayed in character as a schoolmarm, with her clothes on, rather than going all nekkid and penetrative as Men in Pain videos always seem to do. But that’s just me.