…it’s the best sort.






…it’s the best sort.












… and very nice too*
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| All the ways I could be a better husband? Wow. I think I’m going to need two days locked in the stocks, at least. |
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| What a lot of fuss, about a routine operation. You’d think I was the first person whose tonsils she’d removed. I… hang on… didn’t I have my tonsils out when I was a teenager? |
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| Oh, don’t worry: I’ll keep looking. I might cry a little, if that’s OK. |
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| Many dommes find the things we submissives do disgusting. That’s why they so enjoy hitting us. |
* but if anyone happens to be able to locate the scene in the British sitcom Game On (rather a lovely ‘situation’: sad male failures share flat with goddess) in which Samantha Janus rushes around putting her make-up on to this song, I’d be most grateful.
Cos you can’t beat a bit of E.L.O.
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| Some days you just can’t seem to get up. |
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| I wonder if they do ‘extras’? |
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| Damn. She’s catching on. |
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| OK. |
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| Well, a halfsome anyway. |
My Significant Other has quite a few of them.
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| If the lipstick smear on her cigarette doesn’t act like a religious icon for you, you’re reading the wrong blog. |
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| And it’s only just gone the longest day, too. Those long summer evenings, eh? |
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| Julie looks nice, doesn’t she? Funny how looks can be deceptive like that. |
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| If you’ve forgotten, don’t worry – she’ll just let you keep confessing to things until you get it. |
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| Isn’t that brave? This is so hard for her to do – but aren’t you proud that she resisted the temptation to give in to her sweeter nature? Again? |
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| Isn’t it nice to be the focus of attention by not one but two lovely ladies? |
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| Slab psiček! (possibly) |
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| …and then thank her afterwards, of course. |
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| I’ve alwsys assumed that’s a British-English phrase, but Kurt Vonnegut uses it (his critics can take a flying fuck at the mooooon!). Oh, sorry, aren’t you here to read about etymology? |
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| Maybe one weekend, if she’s feeling kind, she’ll move it so it faces outwards? But she’s not known for feeling kind. |