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| Of course, an average can be brought down quite a lot by just one bad review. Especially if that’s from the only date you’ve ever been on. |
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| Mmm…. looks like you just became a premium product! Something to be proud of. |
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| She wasn’t a huge success as a nurse, to be honest, especially when she did a stint learning how to administer pain relief, which turned out just not to be her thing. |
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| Obviously successfully navigated that tricky moment towards the end of the date, when she eases her shoes off, settles back and you have to decide whether it’s appropriate to ask whether you can masturbate while kneeling in front of her and sniffing her feet. |
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| I expect he’s forgotten all about that time you ate his dogfood too. I mean, that was Mistress’s fault really, but he wasn’t to know that. |
