





With apologies to those readers who aren’t really cellar fans.
True, that. I’ve experienced a lot of pain in my relationships with women and I can only hope and pay for more in the years to come.
New occasional theme that’ll be included in regular posts from time to time, but I thought I’d introduce it in a themed post. Brutal, non-consensual – if you don’t like those things… well, you’re probably reading the wrong blog to begin with, quite frankly.
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If any of you do have any nasty little habits – particularly if you happen to be indulging them right now – I suggest you visit a specialist like her. That’s what I do. |
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Lesbian slavegirls don’t really understand male sexuality, of course, which is probably why so many of them featured on this blog want to suppress or even abolish it. |
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Think of your retirement as a second childhood; that’s certainly how the staff see it. |
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Choosing the first option is likely to result in very drastic, rapid weight loss. |
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How did the conversation get onto this topic, anyway, what’s what I want to know? |
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Argh! It’s worse than when waiters do this… write it down! |
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Time to discover some traditional small-town values, I suggest. |
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You might as well be comfortable, while writhing in agony, after all. |
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Can a truly life-long relationship be founded on such flimsy foundations as a boots fetish and financial exploitation? Do you think he or she cares? |
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Kitten has sharp claws, daddy issues and some serious rage to work through. |