Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| Oh no. Don’t tell me I married an escape artist. Again. |
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| Scurry scurry scurry. |
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| Thank goodness it’s nothing personal. |
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| That looks very motivating, doesn’t it? I think just one of those rods would motivate me, so a whole bunch wrapped together like that… I feel motivated just looking at them. |
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| I wouldn’t mind, but he’s the priest who married us and that just seems wrong. Still… very nice shoes. |
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| Well, I’m… I mean they’re shoes, it’s no big… erm. Oh all right then. |
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| Her client minds. But no one cares what he thinks. |
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| Sounds complicated… I’ve forgotten the rules already. Good thing she’s got a whip. |
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| A lot of men are a bit resistant to having an implant, but I’ve never heard a man who had it complain, so maybe the best thing is just give it a go? |
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| Jeremy doesn’t complain, either. Obviously a very happy marriage. |
… and very nice too*
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| All the ways I could be a better husband? Wow. I think I’m going to need two days locked in the stocks, at least. |
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| What a lot of fuss, about a routine operation. You’d think I was the first person whose tonsils she’d removed. I… hang on… didn’t I have my tonsils out when I was a teenager? |
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| Oh, don’t worry: I’ll keep looking. I might cry a little, if that’s OK. |
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| She insists on her tea being just the way she likes it. Also the ironing, bed corners, washing up, bookshelves, underwear drawer, bath, breakfast, ornaments, cushions, carpets, gin & tonic, shoes, lawn, floor tiles, nail polish, …. |
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| Many dommes find the things we submissives do disgusting. That’s why they so enjoy hitting us. |
* but if anyone happens to be able to locate the scene in the British sitcom Game On (rather a lovely ‘situation’: sad male failures share flat with goddess) in which Samantha Janus rushes around putting her make-up on to this song, I’d be most grateful.
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| Possibly rather alarming, but don’t worry: she’s a kind and loving person. She has cats, for example. Cat people are always OK, right? She has several cats and she loves them dearly. |
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| Fortunately, scurrying is one of the things I do best. |
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| It’s odd, because when I bring up how little I like the idea of giving blow-jobs, she says I shouldn’t rule something out without trying it! I’m almost tempted to agree with the sexists that women can’t do logic. But I won’t argue about it. It’s just very frustrating, though, you know? |
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| Looks like you owe your liberty to her. I hope you’re grateful. |
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| Poor Diana. Oh well, back to lesbianism I suppose. |
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| It does, actually. But it was never very good at it, anyway, so no loss really. |
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| Scurry scurry scurry. |
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| She can track your progress with the little chip thing they insert under your skin. If she can be bothered. |
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| Damn… she’s right. Eight years I’ve been writing this blog and… oh well. |
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| Thank goodness everyone’s safe. Everyone who matters, anyway. |
No, not Archie’s dad. Her. I always have been. Rapture!
But no captioned images of the divine Mistress Deborah, I am afraid, as the available ones tend to be fuzzy vid-caps. Just the usual sort of thing, you know.
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| But only if you want to, obviously. |
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| The anaestheologist is very skilled in pain management, so there’s no need to worry. |
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| And don’t imagine there’ll be any ankles nakedly on display or anything lewd of that nature! |
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| She’s got some suitable things for you to wear too. |
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| They’re also going to have a little practice the day before, to make sure everything goes smoothly on the big day. Just on a bit of you that no one will notice. |
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| It’s got to turn out my way one of these times… |
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| Hmm… looks like she’s finished all of that bottle of water. |
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| If it were being totally candid, it might suggest that it would occasionally appreciate being whipped just a little less hard, but fortunately it has the sense to keep its moronic opinions to itself. |
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| I don’t see how the marriage can be regarded as consummated unless she has had sex too. Hmm… do you suppose that bell-boy is still around? He seemed nice. |
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| I think he’ll be cleaning her tank again. |
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| It’s actually quite high in calories, but don’t worry about that because you’re unlikely to be able to keep much of it down. |
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| Thank goodness for that. I think you can just leave the case in her capable hands. |
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| I dunno – I find shops vary in the degree to which they are kink-friendly. Once I was sent to find some gear for an adult baby session and for some reason the staff in the ‘early years’ shop got all weird about it when I started asking about how strong their leather reins sets were, and whether the cots could be fitted with padlocks. But then on another occasion, I had to buy a hairbrush and the shop assistant in the department store I went to was delighted to help me try every one of them out. Said it was something she wished she could do to more customers. So you never know. |
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| Silly boys. Reinforced seat trousers do little good when they’re around your ankles, anyway. |
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| Male brains don’t multi-task. Mine barely tasks at all, to be honest. Now then: I was writing a caption..? |
My girl (2 – the one with the sexier video – from the 1969 movie Sweet Charity).
I’ve always been a sucker for a ‘dominatrix ponytail’ – and there are a lot more of them in this clip from the original movie.
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| Sounds like the perfect evening to me. I think there might even be half a packet of Hob-nobs left. |
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| She can be very reasonable. Also, surprisingly unreasonable. But that’s married life. |
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| Serious stuff: Marcia’s job’s on the line here. I’ll keep you posted if there are any developments. |
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| He’s moved on. Why can’t she? |
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| There: the science has proved it. ‘Men are almost as fully human as women’. I shall have to make sure my SO reads this. Perhaps she’ll start treating me as a near-equal. |
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| She doesn’t like ‘torturess’ either. It’s sexist. Like a woman can’t torture people just as well as a man, you know? Better, even. So don’t call her that. Call her… oh I don’t know. Something respectful, I’d suggest. Very respectful. |
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| ‘You’re a taxi!’ It’s an old joke, but I like to make my date laugh. Often, the evening together ends with her leaving my apartment almost hysterical with laughter. In fact, I bumped into an old flame the other day and she started giggling as soon as she saw me. |
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| No problem. That’s what Kenny is here for. He pays handsomely for the privilege, after all. |
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| I wouldn’t mind, but I read that book before, counting ‘the’ for another Mistress. |
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| Choking on someone else’s vomit? Unpleasant but, well, you know, Her kink is not your kink. Or anyone’s. |
