Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
… and indeed beyond.
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| Poor things. Their fingers must have been awfully cold. You’d think the film-makers could have provided gloves or something. Men can be so thoughtless, can’t they? |
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| I hope they don’t lace it too tight. But they probably will, knowing them. |
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| Sometimes, in a relationship, an apology isn’t even needed. |
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| Looks like you’re in for another uncomfortable evening. |
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| Ten minutes. What can we do for ten minutes… hmmm. I wonder if she’s feeling generous? |
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| Don’t forget to scurry. Ball boys should definitely scurry. |
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| Sergei I am not looking forward to. |
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| But seeing as this is Mistress Absolute – the Mistress Absolute – I suspect that can only add to the value, among certain rare connoseurs conouiseirs conosewers, don’t you think? |
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| Domina Liza. I’ll confesss, I don’t know the Lady in person, but I suspect that her attitude to such a request would be along these lines. This caption is intended to comment on the style of femdom photo that I mentally categorize as ‘tits out for the lads’ and try, virtuously, to avoid. |
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| Awww… poor little thing. |
…whenever I get the chance, but usually I have to pay for the privilege. Ah well.
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| I like a domme with a sense of humour. But actually, I’ve always been able to make girls laugh. I remember my very first date – in school the next day, she and all her friends giggled whenever they saw me. Just a knack. |
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| Dommes: don’t try this at home. You can chip off the paintwork. Do it at his place, instead. |
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| Good luck, George. |
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| I’ll bet she does. |
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| Well, I think it’s disgusting. Reading a squalid little porno blog like that. Yuk. |
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| I like a woman who knows what she wants. Don’t you? |
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| Mmmm. If you pay extra maybe she’ll ignore you even more. |
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| It’s tragic, the breakdown in authority in schools these days. Don’t you think? |
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| Mmmm… pretty exciting, huh? I wonder what she has planned? A really hard spanking? |
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| Actually, I have a ‘frequently annoying traveller’ card. So they don’t have to make any special arrangements: the stewardesses just slap me on sight. I get special meals too. |
I don’t really have much of a managerial role in our relationship, actually, so I don’t know too much about that. This is what I know about:
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| It’s not easy being newlyweds – so many things to learn about how to live together. Thank goodness for whips, eh? Oh – and for some tips about marriage? Try Servitor’s seven secrets series. You’ll never see marriage in the same way again. |
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| No indeed. He’s only got one left, and he’d hate to lose it. |
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| Now I want you to know that Mistress Eleise, who features so beautifully in this image, would never really use a coathanger as a sound. Not unless it was strictly necessary, anyway. |
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| Why do I imagine that what they decide to do about it will also involve beating…? |
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| It’s actually quite hard doing open-heart surgery when you’re having an orgasm. Fortunately, it’s only a man they’re operating on. |
That’s today’s new word! (And it begins with ‘i’!).
Apparently, ‘intersectionality’ refers to multiple overlapping systems of domination and oppression, and can be best described through a ‘matrix of domination’! Sounds like fun, huh?
I’m going to get me on one of them gender studies courses, right away. I could enter this blog as my thesis… although I expect some narrow-minded academic would probably consider it to be politically incorrect.
Oh well. Let’s have some pictures of sexy young women posing for the camera and holding fetish objects in a threatening way, shall we? Nothing politically incorrect there.
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| Actually, I think you’re on precisely the right side of the river. Why would you want to go anywhere else? |
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| Actually, it’s simpler than that. He hasn’t left the aircraft – and he won’t. |
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| If you can’t keep twenty-eight simple vows, then what on earth are you doing getting married, hmmm? |
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| Sometimes it’s worth all the screaming and begging for mercy just to have made the point of priciple though, isn’t it? Isn’t it? |
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| Oh, I have no problem with authority at all. Not when it looks like Mistress Eleise de Lacey. |
She has a new website, you know. Hooray! It’s because she’s moved to Canada. Nooooooo! Western Canada! Aaaaaargh! Vancouver. I don’t even know where Vancouver is! But it’s far.
As a well-respected member of the BDSM community, I am often asked questions by novices to the scene. These are usually along the lines of “Why are your captions so fuckin’ lame, loser?”, but just occasionally someone requests my advice. And of course, I am always happy to oblige.
Naturally, all my experiences in the scene have involved paying pro-dommes – it’s not as if anyone’s going to spend much time in my sweaty presence unless they’re well compensated for it! But within this very limited sphere I have, I think, acquired some expertise – I might almost go so far as to say wisdom. And I am very happy now to share some of these insights with you, my loyal readership.
So, without further wittering: some advice to a novice sub. In the form of captions. Obviously.
The ladies featuring so beautifully, and misleadingly, in this post were (from the top):
Divine Mistress Heather
A lovely lady from Schoolmistress Fantasy
Lady Sophia Black
Mistress Eleise de Lacey
Mistress Darla (now retired I understand, but here from The English Mansion)
Miss Jessica Wood (who – you can be quite sure – most definitely wood not!).
…because she knows it teases.
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| Nice to know she still respects you for what you are. |
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| Oh…not the garden centre. I hate garden centres. |
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| Great. You can show off that little dance routine you were practicing with Mike and Gerald before the invasion. Shame about what happened to them… still, never mind. |
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| It does seem a little unfair, on those of us that would like to be in that position. |
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| Sometimes you just have to take time for yourself. Don’t let anything rush you. |
But by ‘ecstasy’ I mean extremes of pleasure, OK? This blog does not do drugs. Nothing here but good wholesome stuff like torture, castration, toilet slavery and forced bisexual blowjobs.
And not all at the same time, obviously. That would be ridiculous.
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| Oh dear. Still, it’s only 24 hours, isn’t it? How bad could it be? Is there anyone out there (apart from weird vanilla or male-dom types) who does not recognise Mistress Sidonia von Bork? Wonderful name, wonderful lady. |
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| Realism in session – it can be over-rated, you know. |
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| Nice tits. Nice cattle prod. Can’t have one without the other. |
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| He should go down on her knees to her. Like he did when he proposed. Or whenever he needs to use the bank card. |
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| Yeah…well, that’s actually true. |
…if you spot any of those, do let me know, won’t you?
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| No taxation without, err…. |
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| Sounds exciting. |
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| I always find the washing instructions on clothes hard to understand. So did he, apparently. |
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| It wouldn’t really be asking permission if she didn’t say no, now and then, would it? |
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| It rarely is, actually. In fact, I don’t know about you but I’ve always found the standard travel phrasebooks to be pretty useless in session. I’m thinking of writing in to complain. |
