She only does it to be cruel

…because she knows it teases.

Sexually inadequate feelings! height=
Nice to know she still respects you for what you are.
 

Pop into the castration clinic why not
Oh…not the garden centre.  I hate garden centres.

 
Femdom soldier yum
Great.  You can show off that little dance routine you were practicing with Mike and Gerald before the invasion.  Shame about what happened to them… still, never mind.
 

Blackmailing femdom fun
It does seem a little unfair, on those of us that would like to be in that position.
 This is, of course, the glorious Goddess Heather.  She shouted at me once, you know.  At Club Pedestal.  I might have mentioned this before.  And I didn’t even have to pay her.  Aaaaah.



Snuff and nonsense
Sometimes you just have to take time for yourself.  Don’t let anything rush you.

The ecstasy and the agony

But by ‘ecstasy’ I mean extremes of pleasure, OK?  This blog does not do drugs.  Nothing here but good wholesome stuff like torture, castration, toilet slavery and forced bisexual blowjobs.

And not all at the same time, obviously.  That would be ridiculous.

Sidonia morning
Oh dear.  Still, it’s only 24 hours, isn’t it?  How bad could it be?

Is there anyone out there (apart from weird vanilla or male-dom types) who does not recognise Mistress Sidonia von Bork?  Wonderful name, wonderful lady.
 
 

Professionally strict
Realism in session – it can be over-rated, you know.

 
 
Cattle prod femdom - again
Nice tits.  Nice cattle prod.  Can’t have one without the other.
 
 

He should go down on her knees to her.  Like he did when he proposed.  Or whenever he needs to use the bank card.

 
 
Yeah…well, that’s actually true.

Report an abusive image

…if you spot any of those, do let me know, won’t you?




Financial domination by Natalie
No taxation without, err….






Sounds exciting.

 
 



I always find the washing instructions on clothes hard to understand.  So did he, apparently.

 
 



It wouldn’t really be asking permission if she didn’t say no, now and then, would it?





It rarely is, actually.  In fact, I don’t know about you but I’ve always found the standard travel phrasebooks to be pretty useless in session.  I’m thinking of writing in to complain.

Making him pay

Ballgagged flr husband
nnnn nnnNNN  NNNGGG!  nngg nnnng!
 

Cane mistress looking stern...whew
Oh well.  It’ll be agony this time, around, but…it’s not as if you masturbate often.  Is it?
 

Femdom choices
Oddly, I understand this is one exception to the rule ‘everything tastes like chicken’.  It just doesn’t.
 This is from a lovely English Mansion clip, much of which can be found here.  I just love the way Mistress Neive (the blonde one) giggles.  ‘Hee hee hee’. Somehow the way she’s slightly self-conscious makes it even sexier.
 

Fail humiliation
Good thing you’re into humiliation.  You’ll be getting lots of that.
 
 

Yet another castration cap
Actually, it’ll be quite a bit cheaper than having it done back in a properly equipped facility in the First World.  More holiday spending money – can’t object to that!

Oh sweet misery of life at last I’ve found you

Thoughtful domme
There now – you can’t say she didn’t consider it.
 
 

Femdom wife demands obedience
I believe she’s right.
 
 

Cuckold femdom fantasy etc
It’s good to be special.



Mistress stores slave away
Oh well, as long as she doesn’t give a fuck, I suppose it’s all right.

 
 
Yes Ma’am.

Her whim is my command

Of course, this blog is strongly opposed to real bullying.  Just keep it for play, in session, that’s what I say.  Not that She ever listens, when I do.
 
 

It’s odd the things women find sexy, isn’t it?  For some it’s chunky jumpers, for others it’s brutal, relentless torture.  Mars, Venus, whatever – you know?
 
 

Opinionated husbands forbidden
That sounds fair.  I’m certainly not going to argue.
 
 

She deserves a night off, I reckon.  She can always pick it up wherever she left off, tomorrow morning.
 
 

femdom random clickbait caption here
It’s not a good thing to go around with suspicious, negative thoughts about any relationship.  If you start thinking ‘What if Mistress murders me?’ each time, then you’re just not going to enjoy the session, and who does it benefit anyway?  I mean, really?

New year, same old…

Actually, in most conversations it’s good to have a hairbrush handy.  Just in case.
 
 

Quite right.  What’s the worst that can happen?
 I don’t know who this lady is, but if anyone does, please let me know and I will crawl to her in person to beg forgiveness… and also credit the picture.
 




Actually, all her dungeon equipment is.



 This is Mistress Bella, presumably to be found at thaidomina.com.  I wonder what that site’s about?
 

Philosophy.  It’s a girl thing.
  And these lovelies are from a video by popular musical group White Flame. Easy enough to find. Harder to like.
 
 

Again.

When the godesses wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.

True on so many levels. 

I hope you had a good Christmas.  I don’t know whether I did or not, as I wrote this post and ‘scheduled’ it weeks in advance. 

In any case, the real Servitor was long ago laid off and the caption-writing outsourced to Bangladesh, where teams of underpaid workers assemble femdom-themed attempts at erotica and wit using cast-offs from other, more interesting, sites.  Sad, but true – like everything else on this blog.

sperm sample nurse
Don’t worry if you can’t fill it.  Just ask one of the other men standing alongside you.  I’m sure they won’t mind.
 
 

Boyfriends!  The curse of the sissy sub’s life.  Still, I suppose someone has to play the football.
 
 

It’s good that she’s not letting these petty irritations affect her work. No messing about, just getting on with it.  That’s the way.
 
 

Ah, the majesty of the legal system.
 
 

“Servitor” is nice, I’ve often thought.

Slap happy

You know what you deserve… but here are some pervy pictures instead.

Wearing wifes dresses
Oh I do hope I get to wear that one.
 

Painful perversions
And paying them for it.  And thanking them afterwards.  And then in a few months doing it all again.  Here, in my case.
 
 

And this?  I mean – do we have to put up with this sort of thing?  Yes.
 
 

Russian femdom petplay
Actually, slave-fighting’s illegal in most civilised countries. And he can definitely sue if he has his balls bitten off, so really he’s got nothing to worry about.
 This image from Tyrannized, like it says.  Very good if you like your femdom in bright, primary colours.

I think you’re about to find out how ridiculous you look.  And if I know Angie, so’s everyone else.

La belle dame sans merci

More images of female domination, captioned ones.

Nazi dominatrix oh my
Just scream to let them know when it’s back on, would you?
 
 

If I want to keep those stats up, I guess I’m going to have to start offering housework tips here…
 
 

Mmm…well, that was fun.  Schoolboy session next month – four hours in detention writing lines, wasn’t it?  Something to look forward to.
 
 

Men – being crude and ignorant – need to train themselves to watch out for these subtle clues.  Or women need to train them.
 
 

Yes.  Then they’ll definitely be gay.  And married!
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