Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| Actually, although it’s a very specialised field of architecture, her fees are fairly low, not least because she doesn’t need to pay any assistants. |
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| And they say castratrices have no feelings. |
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| If he’s bad at sums, he might need a little thinking time in the corner to get the salary offer right. |
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| I’d queue up… |
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| I’ve always enjoyed a vigorously bisexual sex life: left or right hand, doesn’t matter to me. |
Yes, it’s another link to a music video with only the most spurious and tangential connection – if any – to the theme of this blog.
That theme being, obviously, this:
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| He even scratched in the corner his tally of how many there are. But you could wipe that off if you don’t want spoilers. |
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| He’s going to have ever such a clean mouth. And a very respectful attitude too. |
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| Hmmm. Looks like you’re gettig that date rape after all! |
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| Oh, it doesn’t matter. Mouth and anus – they’re just two ends of the same tube. As my SO likes to point out: shit comes out of both and ocasionally needs to be shoved into both too, so why worry? |
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| Awww. Sweet. |
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| Don’t worry – she’ll give her one more chance. She’s quite forgiving really. She’s just cross because she’s got to go to all the trouble of murdering you and disposing of the body, that’s all. |
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| I myself am very firmly opposed to corporal punishment. Forunately, nobody pays a blind bit of attention to my views. |
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| She’s good at riddles, too. |
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| Send him out? Honestly, Henry shouldn’t let her just boss him around like that. He should stand up for himself… be a man. |
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| He does. But I’m sure he’s grateful inside. The British Institution – not to be confused with the Royal Institution, although the one time the BBC made that mistake was the best Christmas science lecture series ever. |
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| See if you can spot the eight men concealed within this picture! |
…but not quite cold enough yet for me to be allowed to sleep in the house. Never mind. Here are some wintrish captions.
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| It’s a bit cruel of her, to focus so much on the depressing news of our changing climate. Look how unhappy he seems. |
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| The treatment he’s experiencing looks most unethical. I’d click to inform People for the Ethical Treatment of Males about this disgraceful behaviour, but I only have one hand free and that one’s typing. |
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| Oh well. At least your day had the prospect of some meaning, for one brief moment. Back to your squalid and pointless existence. |
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| The UK’s not generally known for its outdoor porn shoots: pallid, goose-pimpled flesh shivering under a grey sky isn’t really a turn-on for most punters. Femdom porn, as ever, is an exception and Cruella especially has lovingly documented the effects of the changing seasons on the male British body. The shoot above appears to me to be in early summer, when the weather is no longer wintry but is turning merely ‘bloody cold’. Impressive they managed to find a day when it wasn’t raining, too. |
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| OWK does actually have a complaints box for its male guests, surprisingly enough. I spent six hours in it once. |
Mistress Chrissie always does.
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| Witchcraft? Oh what nonsens |
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| Apparently, they’ve just discovered a new treatment that prevents testicular cancer altogether. My SO has arranged for me to have it next week – wasn’t that thoughtful of her? |
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| Could be the solution to our over-stretched prison service. I happen to know several ladies in London who own cells, cages and suchlike – they should get in touch with the Home Office, offer to help out. |
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| She does extras. Tip her enough and she’ll even fake laughing at your jokes. |
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| She’s making mushroom surprise. |
...you can call me crazy…
(Kinky bit is 2.18 in if that’s really all you’re after. Pervert).
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| Of course, as long as everyone keeps quiet there’s no way she can find out who wrote it. And it’s not as if she can cane the whole class just because one boy misbehaved now, is it? |
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| They do need male teachers, though. Every time they seem to have got the male/female ratio on the staff up, another lot disppear and they have to start again. So at least you’ve got job security: there’s that to be said for it. |
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| Cold cream? And, ermm… not being beaten? |
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| What a bad girl. |
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| I wrote this caption last year, surprisingly enough. |
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| Humbler and humbler we become. |
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| Brisk, businesslike and to the point. |
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| I was the victim in an abusive relationship once. It’s actually quite a traumatic memory. I was upset for months afterwards… begging her to come back. |
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| It’s good to have a hobby. |
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| Charlotte’s Web – the femdom version. With bacon for supper. |
…she’ll tell you it’s the only way to be.
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| Dinner parties can be such hell, can’t they? |
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| Seems fair. |
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| Hmm. Maybe there’s some hidden food and when I find it I’ll also find a way to kill the cockroaches? No, that’s not it… |
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| You’ll feel a lot better once you know you have no secrets from her. Well – when the welts have died down, anyway. |
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| If you look very carefully, you can just see one of his toes poking out, I reckon. He’ll get in trouble for that if she finds out,though, so keep it to yourself, OK? |
