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The smell gets everywhere too. |
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You’ll like Poochie. You’re going to have to, actually. |
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No. They won’t be needing you again. |
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If a thing’s worth doing, it’s worth doing properly. |
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Mmmm… |
… than you can with just a kind word.
These ladies know that.
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Disappointed? Well.. maybe a little. |
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He can continue to explore his interest in blow jobs too, I understand. |
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Enjoy. Only 25 seconds now… |
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Woof. |
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I’ll confess, I don’t often last the full twenty seconds. But she’s not one of those women who minds if her man comes very quickly. |
…is there ever any other reason?
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It’ll help take your mind off the pain, while you’re waiting, anyway. Nothing like ‘more pain’, to do that. |
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How exciting! I wonder who it is? |
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It’s good to talk these things through. And then to smack them out. |
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You’ve either seen the movie or you haven’t. |
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Can’t stop staring at.. the …gloves…! Oh, er, right! Dinner. yes, right away. |
Surely the sexiest feeling there is. Don’t you think? No? Try a vanilla blog with lots of pictures of naked women instead, then, because this just isn’t going to be your thing.
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Well… as long as they’re housetrained. |
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Will he go under or over the barbed wire, I wonder? |
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But hey, it’s what we do, right? |
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It’s sad, but there are just too many submissive men chasing too few dommes. The pound is the only answer. Don’t worry: they’re very humane there. |
That’s me.
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Of course he can. He’d do anything for her. Wouldn’t you? |
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Well… OK. This time. |
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Hmmm. An occasional sympathy fingerjob. Well, that’s a pretty big win, right there. |
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It’s great when you’re confident your therapist understands the real you, isn’t it? |
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I don’t think she’s taking this seriously enough, you know. I mean, a man’s been murdered here. And more importantly, a quite valuable pen was stolen, too. |
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And of course, you do. It’s a question of how much you want it. Or rather, how much she does. |
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It’s good that he feels he can get these things out in the open. And good, as well, that she feels she can beat the shit out of him if he does. |
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Who’d have guessed? |
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…and then? |
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You mustn’t assume from this that they cruelly starve all their slaves to death, because that’s just not true. Some they fatten up for slaughter. |
…and the rest don’t really, but they’ll probably have a go if there’s nothing else to do.
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Anyway, you need to go to bed early so you can get up in time to do all your chores, right? |
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If you survive the mixing process, you’ll be encased in concrete forever. What’s not to like? |
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Just routine. Nothing to worry about. |
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Actually, I had a similar experience a year or so ago. My doctor put me on a course of pain-killers, just before I was due to visit my Significant Other. A bit pointless, really. |
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It’s partly that he doesn’t see new people very often, of course. |
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Puppywup gonna dieee-wie. |
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Things always seem so simple after a birching, don’t you agree? Hmm? Yes – thought you would. |
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I expect the screaming will become rather irritating after a while. Still, they could always turn the TV up. |
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Lucky old bastard. |
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Stand by your man. |
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Looks like he did, too. But I think he’s going to sober up very fast when they get started. |
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It’s not real oppression if you’re forced to do it. You have to beg to be allowed… |
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Actually, I’m experiencing some spike pain even looking at the picture. |