Category: paddle

But I am a worm, and no man; a reproach of men, and despised of the people.

Nothing so pervy as the Bible, is there?


On we go, mustn’t dawdle, only 2 more wanking days before Christmas.



Whip it up
We really need to fundamentally rethink our vision of society, to tackle climate change.  Having lots of beautiful dommes around wearing leather would be a really good start, IMWO*.

Piss femdom never tasted so refined
Later he discovered that he could tell the difference between wines, as long as they were first passed through Anna.  But by then, his career had moved on.
paddle me paddle me!
Don’t worry.  If you didn’t look, you have nothing to be terrified about.



Evil twisted former secretary fantasy stuff
Well that’s a relief.  The rumour around the office was that the woman doing these evaluations was a real man-hater who took pleasure in humiliating male staff.



BJ on the QT
Times are hard, you need the money and she hates the taste of semen.  It’s perfect.



*IMWO = In My Worthless Opinion.  I’m trying to start a meme, here.

No means no

Something too few men understand.  When a woman says no, that’s just what she means.  No you can’t stay out late.  No you’re going to stay down there until I come.  No, not after your behaviour this month.  No, you signed the contract and that’s that.  That sort of thing.  Get used to it.

Domme with a heavy wooden paddle
For some reason, that particular paddle is called “Angela”.  She might call you at work, to let you know that Angela’s going to be coming around that evening, that kind of thing.


You can lead a slave to Mistress but you can't errr
It’s nice to know there’s someone to pop in to feed them, if need be, so you don’t need to leave them any use of their hands when you’re away for a week or two.


Nurse with a cane intends to cure you
You’re allowed to discharge yourself, you know.  You just need to fill out a form.  You have to ask her for one.  And a pen.


The two beautiful stepsisters
It was such a relief to their mother, whose arm used to get quite tired in the first days of their marriage.


Your birthday only comes once a year
It’s a bit like being a kid again, isn’t it?  Those feelings of longing and anticipation for months before…and then it’s not exactly what you wanted, or it just doesn’t turn out as expected?  Still, being able to deal with these feelings is what makes us grown-ups, right?