Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| It’ll be quite a tight fit. Still – only a month to go. |
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| You have the right to remain silent and obedient. |
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| Could be quite an uncomfortable situation, there. |
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| He keeps a daily diary. To be honest, it’s a bit boring. |
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| I’ve never eaten a sweater. I licked out the contents of a vacuuum clearner bag once. Fluffy. |
More femdom captions. Oh yes. The phrase that seems to fascinate Mr Google, because most of my page views go there. So I’ll say it again. More femdom captions.
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| Oh yes please, Madame Sarka… |
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| Of course he knows she loves him really. But then she also loves her cat. |
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| Arrgghhooo anglappphy snnnghhh. |
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| Actually, my first girlfriend was kind enough to tell me that the size of my penis was a matter of complete indifference to her. Wasn’t that nice? |
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| Good luck. |
It’s such a great combination – don’t you think?
On with the captioned femdom pictures.
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| Princee Kali, of course. I love the look of sweet innocence combined with cruelty. Screaming with laughter, to be sure. |
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| Isn’t she beautiful? Ahhhh. |
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| Many wives refuse to have their husbands brain-clamped. And it’s true, it does cut down on the opportunities for punishment. But I say there doesn’t always have to be a reason. |
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| I understand the Czech Republic has offered to send some advisors to help the USA out with its partisan political gridlock. I don’t know what they have in mind…but it might be worth trying, right? |
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| Isn’t it nice to see a couple discussing it like this? How hard and how often she beats you… well, that’s something you should have a say in before she decides. |
Here I go again:
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| Dread. A fine healthy emotion, that I always find sneaks up on me as the Tube train gets to a few stations away from Her presence. |
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| They might do some remodelling work on the bits of his face that still show, too. |
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| They never really got the point of card tricks either. Pick a card, slave! No – wrong! 30 lashes! Now pick another! |
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| Oh he loves it really. Just as well, as he has two hours to go. |
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| Just some rough sketches really. |
Oh dream on…
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| The only thing worse than not being found by Madame Sarka and Madame Jana is being found by Madame Sarka and Madame Jana. |
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| That’s because women have more complicated brains and can multitask. When she’s hanging you up by your nipples – to take an example at random – you might just be thinking, ‘Oh my God, the pain, I can’t take it’ but she’s probably thinking about lots of things – what to plant in the garden, whether she really wants to meet her friends than night, all kinds of stuff. |
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| She’s really doing this for you, you know. |
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| Don’t worry, you won’t have to wait long. |
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| Ahhhhhhhhhh… |
Nothing so pervy as the Bible, is there?
On we go, mustn’t dawdle, only 2 more wanking days before Christmas.
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| We really need to fundamentally rethink our vision of society, to tackle climate change. Having lots of beautiful dommes around wearing leather would be a really good start, IMWO*. |
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| Later he discovered that he could tell the difference between wines, as long as they were first passed through Anna. But by then, his career had moved on. |
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| Don’t worry. If you didn’t look, you have nothing to be terrified about. |
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| Well that’s a relief. The rumour around the office was that the woman doing these evaluations was a real man-hater who took pleasure in humiliating male staff. |
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| Times are hard, you need the money and she hates the taste of semen. It’s perfect. |
*IMWO = In My Worthless Opinion. I’m trying to start a meme, here.
With a big hello to search engines from all over.
Now, after a headline like that, I suppose there had better be some captioned images of female domination, hadn’t there?
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| But also more enjoyable for her. There’s always an upside. |
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| So with this one I – ow! – excuse me, I was just – OOH! – I’m sorry, I really…ohhhh that hurts!…need to move on to the next. No caption here. |
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| OW! No better! |
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| Right. Think calm thoughts. It’s funny – we give our cat the stuff in tins as a treat, and the dry biscuity stuff for normal food. So when my wife makes me eat the contents of one of the tins, I guess both me and the cat are unhappy about it. |
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| Isn’t it an awful feeling? When you just know you’re going to have an argument. But all arguments end, you know that too. And you’ll be a better husband for it, after all. |
There seems to be a discontinued Christian blog, that had the same name as this one. I occasionally like to run headlines like that, to make a few minds explode.
Rather naughty, I know. Fortunately, it seems I’ll be getting a beating quite soon, so there will be penance.
More sinful pictures below:
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| Bet you’re glad you didn’t look at their bottoms, aren’t you? Oh. Oh dear. |
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| Actually, the way the ones who are already thin react to the starvation diet can be even funnier. |
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| Come on – don’t be such a baby! It’s not as if she hasn’t whipped you before! |
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| My favourite place. |
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| Another little service you can do for her. |
Chrissie Hynde. What more could there be to say on a blog about female domination? Chrissie Hynde.
Anyway, that was Chrissie Hynde. Here are the captioned images of female domination.
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| Actually, it’s only by making mistakes that we learn. Well: by making mistakes and being whipped for it, I mean. |
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| Don’t worry – you’ll have plenty of time. |
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| He was hoping for a new ironing board but managed to hide his disappointment. |
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| What a lot of text. Click and zoom, click and zoom. Y’know, I’ve always thought those ‘guardress’ uniforms are just so…so…excuse me, I really must click and zoom. |
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| It must be such a relief not to have to cope with all that begging for mercy, not to mention the hysterical screams. |
…and other forms of foreplay.
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| Still, tomorrow she could play double or quits. |
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| How bad can it be? |
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| Still, it’s good to have a trade in these uncertain times. |
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| Little yappy thing – you know? Jumps up high. |
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| That’s a relief. |