Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| Oh, no. Not Lucy. |
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| They do furnish a room. |
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| It’s a good idea to have it written there on the fridge, to remind you both that it’s overdue. I’m sure she’ll get round to it, though – no need to nag. |
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| Boring old politics. Still, you’d better go along to look pretty on her arm. |
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| You could kiss and make up. |
She said: “Nice legs, shame about your face.”
Been revisiting the music of my teenage years. Although to be honest this one provides a rather more accurate picture of my dating experience. And this one is just timeless, as far as I’m concerned.
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| Actually, as a former investment banker he’d probably be better at handling the financial negotiations himself. But they each have their own role in the business, I suppose. |
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| I hate it when that happens. But then I hate it when it doesn’t, too. You know? |
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| He used to be a client. A lot of the stuff that’s lying around did. Some of the leather coverings too, if we’re brutally honest about things. |
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| Especially with her reading circle coming round to discuss it that very evening. |
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| That’s good. Because when Madame Svetlana is displeased, very regrettable things happen. |
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| Aooooarrrahhh-oooo, eeehhhhuuuh! |
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| I’m sure we’ve all been there. |
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| That’s true, actually. I mean, I certainly don’t experience pain the way my Significant Other does. I experience it a lot more frequently, for a start. |
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| “Just” in the sense of “only” |
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| Hmm. 16 orgasms in less than a minute. Quite a performance. Let’s try not to repeat it. |
…of the usual sort.
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| Don’t worry, she always reaches orgasm eventually. She won’t give up. |
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| If you pay extra, she’ll do tease and denial too. That’s where she asks you if you’d like to come, before telling you to fuck off. |
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| Actually, she does get occasional complaints. But they’re always retracted, with a heartfelt apology, before the end of the session. |
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| Technology… oh dear. As if I wasn’t already obsolete enough. |
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| In space, no one else can hear you scream. |
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| I just love that “we agreed”, don’t you? |
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| It’s working if it’s hurting. |
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| Oh, it’ll be fine. What could go wrong? |
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| Sometimes being humiliated is not the most humiliating thing.. |
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| To be fair, it’s been a while since she had a really good orgasm. So, y’know, she’s owed. |
There’s been a lot of news lately about the need for men always to seek a woman’s consent before any sexual activity. And I think that’s exactly right. If she says no – that’s it. You’ll just have to wait until next month.
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| Finally found something you’re good at! Well done. |
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| The selection process is quite rigorous. Some don’t survive. But there’s plenty of them, so that’s really not a problem. |
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| Well, if being told off and humiliated by an attractive lady in a sharp business suit doesn’t take his mind off sexy things, I don’t know what will! |
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| They’re more kind of… snaily, if you know what I mean. You don’t? Oh. Well – kind of like a cockroach that’s been squished under a boot most of the day – and I expect you know how bad that tastes! |
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| Awww… sweet. |
I don’t really have much of a managerial role in our relationship, actually, so I don’t know too much about that. This is what I know about:
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| It’s not easy being newlyweds – so many things to learn about how to live together. Thank goodness for whips, eh? Oh – and for some tips about marriage? Try Servitor’s seven secrets series. You’ll never see marriage in the same way again. |
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| No indeed. He’s only got one left, and he’d hate to lose it. |
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| Now I want you to know that Mistress Eleise, who features so beautifully in this image, would never really use a coathanger as a sound. Not unless it was strictly necessary, anyway. |
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| Why do I imagine that what they decide to do about it will also involve beating…? |
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| It’s actually quite hard doing open-heart surgery when you’re having an orgasm. Fortunately, it’s only a man they’re operating on. |
Normal service is now resumed. And I can use the letter ‘i’ and everything.
Impalas! Intrepid! Vicissitude! Inimitable! Mississississississipipipipitipie!
Oh god, that felt good.
On we go.
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| It’s not a good idea to make her cross. |
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| That’s right, Dave. Stand up for yourself, mate. |
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| Oh, it’ll be OK. Everyone has to start somewhere. Big whip, huh? Small room… |
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| I asked my SO for a regular date to be fixed for my masturbation day. She chose 29th February. She can be cruel like that. |
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| Yeah, don’t beat yourself up about it. That’s her job. (joke copyright the Addams Family movie. It’s better when Angelica Houston says it.) |
Mostly, that’s me. But occasionally, my behaviour has consequences, and sometimes I just have to sit quietly and reflect upon that.
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| Just talk about whatever comes to mind. |
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| Actually, several of her classmates still fear her, but they pay for the privilege now. |
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| His and hers – something for everyone. But always check it fits before leaving the shop. |
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| I expect she’ll be terribly embarassed when she discovers her mistake. |
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| No really. You’ll be screaming too. You’ll see. |
Sorry, I think there might have been some punctuation missing there.
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| Contempt. Indifference. Marriage. |
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| I expect you’ll be able to work out why. After all, you’ll have plenty of time to think. |
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| That’s a little unfair. Let’s not forget production of a few dribbles of something that looks like snot and tastes horrible. Ah, ’tis a magical thing the male orgasm. If I remember rightly, anyway. |
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| I like the way she tries to motivate you not to let him bite off your cock or testicles by telling you she’ll be cross if he does. |
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| It’s just a lot quicker that way. You’re graded on a scale of F to F-, by the way. Best of luck. |
