Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| Maybe ask for a prescription for some painkillers? |
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| Well, obviously not every month. That would be silly. But maybe occasionally..? |
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| Shame clothing. I’ve never found I’ve needed it. |
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| Who needs pocket money when your skirts don’t even have pockets? |
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| Hmm. It might be a while before the next blog posting. And it might be a bit dull… (more so than usual, even). |
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| Oh no, not again. Honestly, it’s like that story’s following me around. |
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| Well, at least two of them like pain a lot. If he really insists, perhaps they could hold a vote. |
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| Yes, you don’t want to cause ofence to religious people. This blog certanly never does that, except perhaps to the poor evangelical guy who had a Christian blog of the same name… sorry about that, mate. |
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| I hate it when the legs get caught between my teeth. Don’t you hate that? |
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| hmm? wha? |
Not that I approve of many more of the lyrics.
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| Wow – big decision, huh? Thank goodness she’s already taken it so you don’t have to. |
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| I had a rectal examination on my last trip to the doctor’s. So embarrassing! I’m not taking that bus again! |
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| Perhaps they could vote on it. |
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| Wow. She’s pretty easy-going, huh? I wish my SO let me just beg for things whenever I like, like that. |
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| Trick question – you’re doing both. |
Time to celebrate those heroines of the medical profession. Where would we be without them? Still experiencing unwanted erections in many cases, I expect.
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| And let’s face it, if you’re honest with yourself you probably wouldn’t be due a lot of financial compensation anyway, would you? |
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| Men just aren’t suited to this sort of thing. Too squeamish. But do the best you can. I’m sure you don’t want to disappoint her. |
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| She’s got a really effective treatment for that. |
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| She’ll need a complete history listing all your sexual partners as well, but that should be very quick, no? |
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| That tiresome bureaucracy. |
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| It’s not the only cane, either. Dammit. |
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| Yes, that might be best. |
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| Don’t worry. She’s good at pain management. You’ll see. |
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| Thoughtful! |
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| Just one today, thank goodness. |
Sorry!
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| I could… but you’d never believe me. |
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| Can I brush my teeth now, please? Mouthwash would be nice, too. |
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| And how he’s going to get there, with no money for the bus. Still, she hasn’t stood in his way: credit to her for that. |
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| Synergies! Clever domme. |
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| What a bitch. |
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| “…and if there’s war between the sexes then there’ll be no people left. “ Actually, I’ve never believed that. Some of us would be traitorous quislings from the start, for one thing. PS – she didn’t recognise him, actually. Not her fault – they used to get a lot of men at OWK. They all look the same after a while, I expect. |
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| The holiday starts here. |
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| Some of us have high natural levels of this chemical in our bloodstreams already. It’s produced in the spleen, I expect. Mostly because I enjoy typing the word ‘spleen’, which is a rather underused organ in femdom porn, I’ve always felt. |
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| It’s best not to let the cute ones off too lightly. |
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| Nazi dominatrices! Cute, huh? A bit illegal in Germany, but hey – this is the blog that treats its readers with contempt, remember? |
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| Apologies to anyone offended by this image of a male actually experiencing sexual pleasure. Don’t worry – he’ll be made to suffer for it later. |
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| Time for a witty, cutting rejoinder, I think. Just try to think of one. |
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| Details, details. Women – why do they always have to explain everything like that? |
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| These details matter to her. So now they matter to you. |
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| A very fair point. On with the spreader gag and let’s give it a go! |
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| Extra Anne for the anonymous commenters who rightly pointed out that the captioned image of Anne in a space suit last time was a repost. Just a silly mistake, by an old fool. |
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| When only the very best is good enough. |
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| Its nice when a man can get involved in his girlfriend’s hobby, don’t you think? |
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| Oh! Oh! Here’s one! How many blondes does it take to whip an impertinent male until he’s crying helplessly for mercy? Hmm? |
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| It’s better to give than to receive. |
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| S&M in mainstream advertising… always a pleasant find. |
I see you shiver with contemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmplation!
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| Ah, were would we be without Mistress Eleise de Lacey, eh? I mean, my sheets would be a lot cleaner, just for a start. |
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| Yes, that would work. |
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| Goodness, there she is again. How does she do that? Unless she has a twin… |
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| If the examining officer can still bend her elbow, the search isn’t complete. |
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| Oh, sometimes one should just give in to temptation. |