Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| Perhaps she’ll bring you a treat. |
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| Where there’s a will – and strong pelvic muscles, restraints and plenty of lube – there’s a way. |
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| Some valuable soft skills there, to complement the hard skill set many of the senior staff already have. |
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| If men’s libbers feel oppressed, they’ve got no one to blame but themselves. |
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| Raoul has a gay friend! Sign of the times. Maybe he’s moving on from those ridiculous old-fashioned attitudes. |
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| He can do 100 words a minute – most of them being ‘sorry’. |
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| I don’t see why it’s so unethical. I mean, consent was sought and freely… well, consent was given anyway, which is the main thing. |
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| She’s always hungry. She always needs to feed. She must eat. All she gets is nasty Orcses. |
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| I think we can all agree that anyone doing that deserves whatever Hayley feels like handing out (and she’s a big strong girl). |
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| Romance, revenge and healthy exercise, all in one long, happy afternoon. |
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| You’ll find her arguments compelling, I guarantee it. |
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| I know that some subs who are subject to strict speech rules rather resent them, but personally I really can’t complain. |
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| That Clause 17(b) is a tricky one, particularly as it is written in an obscure regional dialect of Czech. But it’s very useful. |
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| And if you want something to take your mind off the pain, try letting yourself be overwhelmed by the frustration of a lifetime in chastity. See – it’s a kind of virtuous circle. |
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| Or higher. Whatever. |
Ten years today. Good grief.
Here are some of my favourite ever captioned images. In general, when there’s one I am really pleased with, it is because the words and photo go together perfectly. Either because the lady’s expression seems just right – in that, once you’ve read the caption you can imagine she’s saying that, or even be unable to imagine she could be saying anything else – or just because the caption picks up some quirk in the scene.
Other people might like other ones. Or stories. But I adore each and every one of the ones below, so I won’t comment further.
And, of course….
… and…
…and finally, what my Tumblr stats suggest is the most popular captioned image I have ever done. Which is quite heartening, as it’s not some fetish scene with latex-clad blondes (delightful though those are), but simply this:
So here’s to the next ten years. Starting tomorrow with a bonus post of new stuff, to make up for all this recycled trash we’ve had over the last few days.
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| Possibly insufficient levels of whatever hormone it is induces feelings of terror, too. |
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| I once paid for this stunningly beautiful escort to go with me to a party. She was supposed to laugh at my jokes but I think her agency must have messed things up because in the event, she laughed at everything except my jokes. Still, it was lovely being with her, at least until she got off with my best friend and abandoned me. Quite expensive, though. |
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| Looks cosy. |
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| It’s the sound of one hand clapping. |
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| It’s funny how dommes constantly insist on being thanked for stuff like this. Do you think maybe they have self-esteem issues? |
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| Without question. |
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| Good. Can’t wait for my consciousness to be raised. |
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| 10 is the new 8? You know, just the other week my SO was caning me and I thought we’d finished but she announced that 12 was the new 6! I don’t know… when I learnt maths in school it all seemed a lot simpler than that. You just held your hand out and counted until she was finished. |
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| Actually, the vicar turned up on time and I have to say: he was quite cross to see what was happening on top of his altar! So that was a bit embarassing, but the rest of the wedding day passed off smoothly. The night didn’t go so well, unfortunately, but thank goodness Sven was there too or I think things would really have been difficult. |
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| If I manage to find a copy of the video, I’ll share it with you. I’ve never actually posted a funny cat video – must be the only blog on the Internet not to have done so. |
… or I bend over, or I just wriggle slightly in the bonds, making little mmphing pleading sounds.
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| There are no ‘behavioural problems’, only behavioural opportunities, my SO always says. And I agree with her. |
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| What many men who dabble in men’s lib don’t get is how profoundly offensive it is to women, to suggest that the sexes are equal. I mean, how do you think she’d feel, to be told she’s no better than… well… you? |
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| Hypothermia play! Mmmm…. |
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| Actually, I’m more of a leg man. So, with a bit of luck…. oh dear. |
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| Customs change – what was acceptable in times gone by is profoundly offensive nowadays. I went to a stage show the other night which featured an on-stage spanking and I just cringed. I wasn’t even in the front row either – how come I always get picked? |
What happened to Freddie’s Tales?
Awwww…!
In honour of New Order, here’s a few captioned images that are nothing like as good.
… and indeed when she doesn’t.
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| What a tie-breaker. |
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| Needless to say, this blog does not purport to offer financial advice, and no investments should be undertaken on the basis of what you read here, unless so advised by an independent financial advisor, or directly ordered by a woman. |
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| My SO sometimes let me choose the style of play. Just none of the content. |
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| They’re very strange. I think most of them have just never experienced the firm loving guidance of a real woman. Sad, really. |
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| Yes. Everything will be perfect. |
…when I’m kneeling at your feet.
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| I think we can agree, though, that it’s hardly femdom to expect men to do their share of the ironing. Including – obviously – making up for the backlog of several thousand years when they didn’t. |
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| So we did. I wonder what we’ll decide today. |
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| Good thing there’s a woman in charge to take those tough decisions. |
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| Sissy didn’t actually understand the book anyway. Men should go out to work, take decsions, look after their own lives? Terrifiying. |
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| It’s a bluff. I think it’s a bluff. |
