The holiday starts here. |
It’s best not to let the cute ones off too lightly. |
Nazi dominatrices! Cute, huh? A bit illegal in Germany, but hey – this is the blog that treats its readers with contempt, remember? |
The holiday starts here. |
It’s best not to let the cute ones off too lightly. |
Nazi dominatrices! Cute, huh? A bit illegal in Germany, but hey – this is the blog that treats its readers with contempt, remember? |
Apologies to anyone offended by this image of a male actually experiencing sexual pleasure. Don’t worry – he’ll be made to suffer for it later. |
Time for a witty, cutting rejoinder, I think. Just try to think of one. |
Details, details. Women – why do they always have to explain everything like that? |
These details matter to her. So now they matter to you. |
A very fair point. On with the spreader gag and let’s give it a go! |
Extra Anne for the anonymous commenters who rightly pointed out that the captioned image of Anne in a space suit last time was a repost. Just a silly mistake, by an old fool. |
I see you shiver with contemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmplation!
Ah, were would we be without Mistress Eleise de Lacey, eh? I mean, my sheets would be a lot cleaner, just for a start. |
Yes, that would work. |
Goodness, there she is again. How does she do that? Unless she has a twin… |
If the examining officer can still bend her elbow, the search isn’t complete. |
Oh, sometimes one should just give in to temptation. |