lesbians – Page 13 – Contemplating the divine

Gently brutal

Consent: it’s the most important word in BDSM. Of course Jane will usually say it’s OK – but you should always, always ask.

And yet they’re too small for her boyfriend. What a waste.

I quite enjoy the occasional onesome. It’s just the beating afterwards that bothers me. In fact, I’m reporting tomorrow, so maybe I should watch what I say.

It’s sad that there are still so many people in the economy who have to do such disgusting things for a living. Still, quite a lot of investment bankers have now moved on to other careers, like our friend in this picture.

Men understand men, you see. She’d never have thought of that.

On the fourth day of Christmas

My Mistress gave to me
…four across the buttocks
…three across the knuckles
…two hours in the corner
…and an hour being spanked across her knee.

I expect they’ll find something to amuse themselves with. I wonder if Amanda has any hobbies?

Their grades have been quiite poor, actually. I think your professional integrity requires you to resist revising them for as long as possible.

Ironically, being married to her is a bit more expensive too. Still, too late now.

Beat the shit out of him first argue later

Yes Ellen.

Wasn’t it nice of her to ask him? And isn’t Anne Hathaway just the most…., just the… oh words fail me and I’m not even fit to be unworthy of her. Sigh. SIGH.

Thou shalt not

Not without permission anyway.

And they all lived happily – oh no, hang on, no they didn’t.

Bunny girl dominatrix...always wanted to type that phrase

I think it’s great when husband and wife can work together. But don’t expect her to help out with the housework – remember who’s bringing home the big bucks in this relationship. She earns more money, too.

Cruel dominant lesbian wife...what's not to like?

A G5? A G5 airplane?

You have to time it right. Best to work up to it in stages, taking him a little further each time until that IQ’s just down where you like it.

She's not going to lick it off you know.

You need to learn to respect her rights. Or just respect her.

Another rather unimaginative headline featuring femdom captions

With a big hello to search engines from all over.

Now, after a headline like that, I suppose there had better be some captioned images of female domination, hadn’t there?

But also more enjoyable for her. There’s always an upside.

So with this one I – ow! – excuse me, I was just – OOH! – I’m sorry, I really…ohhhh that hurts!…need to move on to the next. No caption here.

OW! No better!

Right. Think calm thoughts. It’s funny – we give our cat the stuff in tins as a treat, and the dry biscuity stuff for normal food. So when my wife makes me eat the contents of one of the tins, I guess both me and the cat are unhappy about it.

Isn’t it an awful feeling? When you just know you’re going to have an argument. But all arguments end, you know that too. And you’ll be a better husband for it, after all.

Men behaving obediently

As a matter of fact she’s brought the whip so you’ll better appreciate her point of view. Now…go and stand facing that wall and pay attention.

I mean, don’t they all? But try pointing it out to them, and they’ll only beat you senseless and lock you in a cage for six hours.

Of course, Penny’s down one slave as a result, but she always gets plenty more for Christmas anyway.

Don’t they look lovely in those coats? Much nicer to look at that some silly old house.

The Power and the Glory

For ever and ever. Awomen.

Femdom wife prefers to use the cane! width=

There’ll be plenty of things to discuss later, though. How very, very sorry you are, for example.

The divine Miss Hathaway again. I’d like to write her a thank-you note for existing.

Seems nice. Let’s hope this one doesn’t insist on your sleeping on the floor in the kitchen. Like the last two.

And don’t forget to laugh at her joke, every time she makes it in front of a new client. Keep that smile on!

Nurses accidentally domme a man or possibly two men

I think Nurse Collins is the one on the right, but that’s just my opinion and it’s quite worthless.

**Update. Well for some reason (probably technical incompetence) I can’t seem to comment on my own blog today, so I’ll take this opportunity to thank Ralph D for his comments. I’m glad you don’t mind my using a picture found on your site. It works the other way too, of course, so help yourself! We’re in agreement about Anne Hathaway too (and Marie Louise Parker… and what a good idea, I’ve got a few more pictures of her around here somewhere). I think it’s the eyes. You just fall in and are lost. Have you seen the Tim Burton film of Alice in Wonderland? If not, you must. Anne as an ethereal White Queen apparently innocent of all the world, but actually scheming and manipulative. Lovely. Sadly, it’s her sister the Red Queen who actually behaves like a dominatrix (“pig!”).

Awesome

No, not “Oh, like, wow – that’s rilly ossom” but awesome in the sense of inspiring awe: “A mixed emotion of reverence, respect, dread, and wonder inspired by authority, genius, great beauty, sublimity, or might.”

Today’s word. Awesome. Today’s awesome pictures – here we go.

It’s not an allergy or anything, she just thinks they’re smelly and messy. Best kept outside. Actually, she prefers cats.

Of course, the magnificent, unique and…well, just awesome, Hunteress.

Hmmm…she can break the rules whenever she likes. On a whim. How does that make you feel?

And she hadn’t even mentioned the body modification yet.

Sometimes it’s best to just keep it basic: a good hard session of vanilla pain.

Ah, his wild youth, when he was young, free and single. He once slept in until 8 o’clock you know.

Altered Images

…were a brilliant 1980s band (well, they were a four-hit wonder actually, but I liked them and anyway they had Clare Grogan). But this post isn’t about them, it’s just more daft captioned images of female domination.

Captioned femdom image of three domme wives

I’m a traditionalist, I’m afraid, and I don’t really believe in mens’ lib. Planning a series of stories on this, actually.

The notion of changing your name is just delightfully subtly submissive, and public too. Several posts about this on other (more serious) blogs lately.

This is of course the divine Mistress Valkyrie. Combining the best traditions of English (ow!) and Czech (thwack!) femdom.

femdom caption slightly spooky dont you think

A little off the usual trajectory for me, but something had to be done with that picture. That artwork ‘obscure title’ by the way, is nothing like as weird as some I’ve seen.