Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| Ah… reminds me of my collaring ceremony. It happened right here, actually, not three feet away from where I am crouching right now. |
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| I’m very aware of sexism in the workplace, being one of the more inferior members of the inferior gender. |
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| I don’t understand men who send women pictures of their penises. I mean, it’s just asking for trouble. Like waving a raw steak in front of a hungry leopard. |
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| On the plus side, his steel tube is a lot bigger than mine or yours. |
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| You say “Yes, please”. |
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| That seems very cruel. My own SO is much kinder – she’s got me on a diet consisting almost entirely of fatty bacon sandwiches and chocolate cake! Yum. She wants me to take up smoking too. She’s thoughtful like that. |
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| There’s actually a Lifetime Achievement category at the annual snuff movie awards, but strangely no-one’s ever claimed it. |
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| Well… OK. As long as she listens to his concerns this time. Last time, she decided she needed to pee right in the middle of the conversation and I think he never got to say everything he intended. |
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| There you are, you see? Now why did she let him get like that? Too soft on him, that’s what she is. |
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| This blog doesn’t often feature dominant males, so say hi to Master Rod. You won’t be seeing him often, but maybe he’ll be brought out to play from time to time. |
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| Sometimes, it’s not the joke but how you tell it. I can always get my SO to laugh in session by telling a long joke, as long as I’m screaming and pleading hysterically for mercy as I try to get the words out. Sorry about the joke, by the way. Works better with nuns… one of the few things that does. |
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| Oh well. Potentially there’s reincarnation to look forward to, I guess. |
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| Typical woman. Why not just discuss it straight away? So much more efficient. |
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| That’s not strictly accurate. He actually can complain. As much as he likes really. |
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| Reminds me of the way my SO ‘helps’ me with the housework sometimes, |
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| You need to be careful about dehydration, as that can cause brain damage. So, if the sub’s higher brain functions are important to you, make sure you give him plenty of water. But if not, don’t worry about it. |
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| Somehow I’m guessing that saying ‘no – sorry, I think there’s nothing here like that’ would not actually result in the beating being cancelled. |
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| You just have to learn to masturbate without using your hands. Or moving. |
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| It’s the difference between a cold, professional relationship and the warm partnership of a real marriage. |
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| There’s a lot more of it, though. |
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| Ymmmph |
 Like many dommes, she’s actually the kindest person you could ever meet. Although she must know that the poor thing’s probably already dead, she’s going to pull and push and press and kick with all her might, if there’s still a chance that could get it out unharmed |
 Yes – useful tip there: it’s a ‘storage space’. I went to the out of town furniture superstore and asked to see beds with an inbuilt cuckie closet and the saleswoman gave me ever such a funny look. She took me to the right section, though, so I suppose that it was all right. And she even let Raoul and my wife try the mattress out, so in the end it worked out quite well for everyone. |
 Yeah, lots of people say size doesn’t matter but they’re not the ones being used as pain-toys because it’s all they’re good for, now, are they? |
 Actually, for me it was the maid’s costume in that movie. Mrrrrow! |
Make a one man weep, make another man sing.
NB – in my experience, however, you do need a credit card (or more often an envelope stuffed with cash) to ride this particular train.
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| And you don’t want to be sore, as well as a loser. |
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| He’ll be given a chance to taste the same wine she’s drinking too, in due course. |
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| Ah yes. My fault. Of course. |
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| Oh, she should try being a bit more creative. She’s in a chemist’s shop (trans: pharmacy) after all. I’m sure there will be plenty of things they sell that taste really nasty. Anything labelled ‘Not to be taken internally’ is worth a go. |
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| He’s lucky she’s not displeased with him, isn’t he? |
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| So I’m just supposed to hang around until she’s ready to talk, eh? Tsk. Bloody typical. |
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| Mmm… keys. |
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| You can give upward feedback too. From waaaay down there. |
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| Hmm. Quite a predicament! Hope little wifey doesn’t smell the smoke! You know what she’s like… |
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| She really shouldn’t have to worry about damage to boys’ internal organs. After all, damage to their external organs is so much more fun. |
and believe me, several ladies quite skilled in the art of correction have tried.
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| Truth and consequences. |
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| Best years of your life. |
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| They seem rather indecisive for such otherwise forceful ladies. I hope they make their minds up soon… can’t hang about in here all day. |
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| They don’t have tribunals for gross professional misconduct in dreams – that could be another way to tell the difference, in due course. |
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| Good to see them upholding basic safe play standards. See, many people think pro-dommes are uncaring but it just ain’t so. |
Because dreams are made of this.
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| And if she isn’t free, your daughter’s got lots of other friends who could step in. |
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| Did you have something better to do? No? Well then. |
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| That half a day’s going to drag a bit. I hate not really having anything to do, you know? |
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| Those two extra legs make all the diference. Insects don’t usually have such big fangs too. |
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| Could be a career breakthrough here. Make yourself valuable to stars like Gigi Allens and who knows where you might go? |
Two short pieces about office life that were just too long to work as captions.
Recognition
OK! Yeah! Great! Thanks, Mike. Now the prize for the idea that most contributed to the company’s success… well, we didn’t need to think too long about this one! I guess you all know the story? One of our biggest Chinese suppliers really screwed up and sent us three months supply of babywear in sizes, like, six or seven times too big? I don’t know what they were thinking – centimetres and inches? Even that doesn’t really do it. Do they have, like, six foot tall babies in China? Anyway, they went bankrupt so I guess no one will ever know.
So there we were, right? Three months stock – plastic pants, dresses, dummies, baby reins – and none of it was going to fit any baby that ever lived! But cometh the hour, cometh the man. One employee who heard about the trouble – a guy who didn’t even work in our babywear divison – sent an anonymous email to marketing with the idea that saved the company, right? And you all know what happened then.
And today our fetishwear division is the most profitable in the company! Yeah! Those humiliation freaks will pay any kind of margins we set for our stuff – they can’t get enough of it. Oh – and have I mentioned we’re about to launch a very exciting range of lockable sissy clothing?
OK. OK. Yeah! Great. OK, settle down because now I’ve got a surprise for you.
Our guys in IT have been working to trace that anonymous email. Because this company believes that great contributions need to be recognised – in public! – and rewarded. And, I guess, because we’d all love to hear how he even got the idea!
And he’s here today… so are you going to come up here and take a bow, Mr Anonymous? Or do I have to ‘out’ you, huh?
C’mon, don’t be so modest! Take a bow and take the credit! You deserve it!
Mr 49 year-old Anonymous… from the Cleveland office…
OK, yeah, it is ‘that’ Mark Lewis. And listen, if you don’t want to work with him, I’d respect that. Especially after suffering all that sexual harassment in your last job – anyone would be angry with sexually predatory men after that.
But let me tell you a few things about Mark, OK – a few things other than that he stole all those panties from his co-workers and was caught masturbating into a shoe. First off, right, he’s a really great coder and the most painstaking worker in the division. He’ll pull an all-nighter whenever needed, just checking through the code, without complaining. We need our products to be bug-free from the moment they go out the door, and it’s hard to find that kind of dedication.
Secondly, you know about the agreement he had to sign, right?
Yeah, sure, he’s wearing a steel tube. That’s part of it. Everyone knows about that part. But do you know about the behavioural conditions?
Well, Mark has to demonstrate respect for his female co-workers in all his interactions. And it’s up to them how they make him demonstrate that. So, for example, some of his co-workers make him stand to the side with his nose pressed up against a wall when they walk past, others make him apologise for being a pantie-stealing pervert at the start of every meeting – that kind of thing.
So as his new boss you’d –
What? Yeah, sure, anything you like, I guess. I mean, obviously if he really didn’t want to do it he could resign… but he’s 56 and all his healthcare and pension are here, you know, so… pretty much anything goes, I guess.
Do you need some time to think about it?
Of course, I should probably emphasise that you couldn’t make him do anything actually illegal or hazardous to his health… I’ll just make a note that we discussed that at this meeting, OK? But as long as that’s understood, can I take it you’re on board to take on the role of his supervisor?
Great. I’ll call him in to tell him the good news.
