Shut up, she explained

I always find her explanations entirely convincing.

Butt-plug day
Oooh – that’s a nasty sensation, isn’t it?  When you really have to go but…  On the other hand, arguing with her can lead to much nastier sensations, so probbaly best just to go with it.  It’s not as if she’s giving you a choice.
 
 

Femdom sorry
Femdom means always having to say you’re sorry.
 
 

Complimentary drinks male service
I bet she can, too.  Or I would, if I were allowed money.
 
 

Forced feeding femdom
She’s a bit squeamish about that sort of thing.  Best to just swallow it straight away.
 
 

Ermmm…..

Even more femdom captions

The title today is perhaps a little unimaginative.  But as the most popular posting I have – by far – is one called “More femdom captions”, I thought I’d avoid the tortous unfunny puns, or references to early 80s soft punk, and just go straight for Google’s g-spot.


So – look out for posts in the future amusingly captioned “A few more femdom captions”, “Femdom captions and the real truth behind 9/11” and of course “Oi Google! – over here for the femdom captions”.


Still the only Google result for “hot chicks in empire-line dresses“, though!  That’ll bring the traffic.


Onwards…






Colin dreams of maledom
A man can only be pushed so far.  Ithink he’s reaching his limits.









Not that he was high to begin with
It’s a shame because actually he has a very high IQ just now.  Still, astrophysics doesn’t get the toilet clean, does it?  He’ll be happier this way. Or if he isn’t, no one will care. 




 
Castration oh my - that brings in the punters too.
That nurse might be a bit cross with you, for getting her into trouble like that.  Still, I expect she’ll put the local anaesthetic in anyway.  She’s a professional, you know.


She'll try Fibonaccir next
Sorry – bit of a strange mood today.


Cute, no?
Isn’t she kind?  Let’s hope she’s in a good mood tomorrow morning.  Try not to look too disappointed if she says no, though – she doesn’t like having her decisions questioned.