housework – Page 7 – Contemplating the divine

For old times’ sake 2

Oh hi! Wow – it’s
really you! When I saw the email from the agency,
I thought it must be someone else with the same name. After all this time!

It’s so great to see you again! Because, you know, I often think I never really thanked you enough
for giving me a chance in your startup.
I mean, you were like this tech guru? The big boss! And I was just an intern! And now look at me – you know how much I got
for the IPO? $146m! It’s kinda crazy.

What a shame you had to leave the company
over that sexual harassment suit, just before we did the deal with Apple. I really didn’t want to tell the investigators anything you know – none of the girls did. I mean, except Julie, obviously. But, you know, there was this really mean lawyer and I had to sign a thing saying I was committing the crime of perjury if I said anything untrue in my statement, so… you know. Had to kind of tell them all about it. But I cried about it that night. And we didn’t speak to Julie again.

Hmm? No, she moved away. Bought like her own island in the Caribbean, or something. So you needn’t worry about running into her too!

Still, it’s good to see you’re still in work. And I’m so pleased I can help by being a
client! Because really, you know, I owe
all of this to you. I mean, it was your product. Even if you signed away your rights to it, I expect you still feel some kind of ownership, huh?

So – why don’t you start in the bathroom? You’ve got all your mops and sponges and
things? Great. Well, you get started. I’m going to play tennis today – I have to go now, actually – but I
think you’re on a ten-hour shift?
Great. So we’ll have time to
catch up.

Oh – in the bathroom, we have these granite tiles? With little gaps between them? You should use a little wire brush for
those. There’s one in the utility
closet, if you don’t have one with you.

Oh – yeah, and we only use natural cleaning products? No chemicals, all through the house. You have to work a bit harder to get a shine, but we think the planet’s a bit more important! And if it takes you a bit longer, you get paid more don’t you?

Don’t you? Oh. Well, we have to pay the agency by the hour.

Oh. That’s mean. OK. Well, maybe I can give you a little extra, OK? The agency said not to, but if it’s just a few dollars, I don’t see the harm in it. If you do a good job!

See you later!

Yes, I’ve experienced pain in my marriage

Fairly regularly, actually. Usually on Tuesday and Friday evenings.

Gives you a warm glow inside, knowing she’s in charge, doesn’t it? And outside too – obviously.

I’m sure he can take it. Being chained up helps a lot, for a start.

Women, eh! Never satisfied.

I think they are antennae. I find it’s the antennae that usually get detached. Unless she insists that I chew of course – then it just all goes everywhere. Don’t you agree?

Lucky, lucky us.

Party animal

Oh, hey
loser!

Yeah, I did
want to see you. Imagine that! You, actually talking to me.

Anyway, I
heard you’d been, like, perving around trying to find out about my party, so
you can come to it? But you know, it’s
only, like, for attractive people, so you can’t go?

Well… are
you really desperate to be there?
Really? I mean really desperate?

OK, that’s
pretty pathetic. So I’m going to help
you out.

See, it’s
going to be a real blast. There’s going
to be a lot of guys there, and they’re going to drink a lot and get pretty
blasted and there’ll be, like, drugs and stuff, you know?

So, the
place is going to be pretty trashed, and my folks have said that if I leave it
in that state again, I’m going to be grounded.

So – here’s
the deal. You can come to the party, as
long as you’re not there too early, and as long as you clean up, OK?

How late? Well… I
guess it would be OK for you to arrive by about 3am. Most people should have gone by then.

Anyway, when
you get here, you go to the utility room and you put on an apron and get some
brushes and cloths and things and start cleaning up, OK? There might still be some people partying by
then, but I guess most people will have gone, or they’ll be making out, or just
chilling, you know? You can clean around
them.

So – the
first thing will be cleaning up all the food, and spilt drinks. You can have leftovers, but no alcohol,
OK? You’re a clumsy idiot when you’re sober, so I am not letting you drink. And make sure you get any vomit
up straight away, because that smell can really linger. Scrub at it with a stiff brush and plenty of water.

And you just
keep on cleaning until you’re done. No
vacuum cleaner before I’m up next day, OK?
If that thing wakes me up, I’m going to make you put your cock in it and
put it on turbo. And our vacuum
cleaner’s really powerful, so you don’t want to make me do that. Do not for one second imagine I’m joking.

You’ll have
all day, if you need it, to get it all straight again. My folks are coming back early the day after.

OK, so
you’ll be there tomorrow night? Good.

Well…?

Well? Are you going to thank me for inviting you to my party, you ungrateful little shit?

OK, that’s better. Now fuck off.

Oh – one
thing? If my folks aren’t satisfied with
the way it looks? And I’m grounded? Then I will make you regret that every single
day for the rest of the year. Do not
test me.

And if
anyone asks, tell them I’m paying you to clean, OK? I don’t want them to think I invited
you. In fact, bring some money that I
can hand you as your wages.

OK, you can leave now.

Shut up, she explained

I always find her explanations entirely convincing.

Oooh – that’s a nasty sensation, isn’t it? When you really have to go but… On the other hand, arguing with her can lead to much nastier sensations, so probbaly best just to go with it. It’s not as if she’s giving you a choice.

Femdom means always having to say you’re sorry.

I bet she can, too. Or I would, if I were allowed money.

She’s a bit squeamish about that sort of thing. Best to just swallow it straight away.

Ermmm…..

Even more femdom captions

The title today is perhaps a little unimaginative. But as the most popular posting I have – by far – is one called “More femdom captions”, I thought I’d avoid the tortous unfunny puns, or references to early 80s soft punk, and just go straight for Google’s g-spot.

So – look out for posts in the future amusingly captioned “A few more femdom captions”, “Femdom captions and the real truth behind 9/11” and of course “Oi Google! – over here for the femdom captions”.

Still the only Google result for “hot chicks in empire-line dresses“, though! That’ll bring the traffic.

Onwards…

A man can only be pushed so far. Ithink he’s reaching his limits.

It’s a shame because actually he has a very high IQ just now. Still, astrophysics doesn’t get the toilet clean, does it? He’ll be happier this way. Or if he isn’t, no one will care.

Castration oh my - that brings in the punters too.

That nurse might be a bit cross with you, for getting her into trouble like that. Still, I expect she’ll put the local anaesthetic in anyway. She’s a professional, you know.

Sorry – bit of a strange mood today.

Isn’t she kind? Let’s hope she’s in a good mood tomorrow morning. Try not to look too disappointed if she says no, though – she doesn’t like having her decisions questioned.