Or into something. Music is by the divine Mistress Kylie. Equally importantly, it has the word ‘turn’ in the title, which is the clue as to today’s theme.
Category: hairbrush
Makes me shiver
Their beauty and their style
He can do 100 words a minute – most of them being ‘sorry’. |
I don’t see why it’s so unethical. I mean, consent was sought and freely… well, consent was given anyway, which is the main thing. |
She’s always hungry. She always needs to feed. She must eat. All she gets is nasty Orcses. |
I think we can all agree that anyone doing that deserves whatever Hayley feels like handing out (and she’s a big strong girl). |
Romance, revenge and healthy exercise, all in one long, happy afternoon. |
Another turning points headline
You’ll just have to imagine the headline, because this is something like the 30th ‘turning points‘ post and I’m afraid I’m all out of ideas.
Wise women
…and the unwise men they look after.
Mmm? Oh.. yeah, sure. |
Ladies! An object lesson in the importance of not having too much removed when your submissive goes in for an operation. |
For such a powerful, self-confident lady, she has surprisingly narrow limits. |
A few days later, when he was fully recovered, they gave him the eleven Tic-Tacs he won over the course of the evening. What – did you think they were lying to him? No: they play fair. |
Domestication
Actually, the silver brushes are worse – just ask your future father-in-law while you’re doing chores. |
It’s not fair to expect her to whip you every time something needs doing, now, is it? |
It’s good they’re talking about money, though: many couples don’t and it can lead to a lot of pain in their relationships. |
He thought that a biology-class themed session would be all about sex, but instead he’s learning lots of useful facts. |
I find that having a pair of electrodes nestling lovingly against my skin helps keep me closely in touch with her feelings. I wouldn’t have it any other way, even if I could. |
Leading ladies
Oh, it would be just awful lying across that skirt having your backside whacked repeatedly with a heavy wooden hairbrush, don’t you think? Awful. No, no, please don’t do that. |
Well at least she’s giving you a choice. |
I see a happy ever after on the horizon. |
You know, I write a lot here about being told I was ‘the worst fuck ever’ on dates, but actually it’s only happened to me once. |
Heels over head in love
Like many submissive men, I pay not to have sex. |
Benji is actually the Honourable Sir Benjamin Kettleworth-Harcourt, FRCS, but of course he can neither remember nor pronounce that. |
Married couples should talk about their interests more. |
How does she know I’m scrumptious? I didn’t detect a French accent, there. |
You made a life out of hurting me
Well, a career anyway. (warning: link is DSFW*)
*Disappointingly safe for work.
Yeah, just do whatever comes naturally. She doesn’t mind. |
Apparently, onset of the male menopause can occur as early as your 20s. You just have to marry the right woman. |
And what’s Ioannis got that I haven’t, I’d like to know? |
In an emergency, she could always just use one of the hotel’s coathangers or something. |
She only puts the big ones on her trophy wall. Smaller ones she makes into into novelty hat or shoe racks and sells them on e-bay.. |
I beg to differ
But I’m never allowed to, so I don’t really know why I bother.
On we go …
Relationships can take many different forms. You’d be surprised how many stable partnerships are based on a solid foundation of contempt and abuse. Works for me. |
Maybe you could ask about the oral sex later. Still worth a try, surely? |
Actually, in my opinion, equality between the sexes is a very bad idea. But I’m posting this caption anyway, in the spirit of recognising that my opinion is of no importance whatsoever. |
Like I said, relationships can take many forms. ‘Husband’, ‘lover’, ‘piss-slave to lesbian couple’ – they’re all just different words for the same thing, fundamentally, don’t you agree? |