





Due to the unparalleled reach of this blog (other blogs may – indeed do – reach more people and indeed many of the same people, but none will be exactly parallel), book publishers tend to send me ‘flyers’ for their latest publications. I thought I might as well chuck them onto the blog, as you lot will wank to anything with pretty girls saying vaguely pervy things, and it’s a lot easier than doing anything creative.
Available in all good bookshops, but you might have to go along way to find a bookshop good enough, these days.
Yes, it’s the day* to celebrate mothers. Loving, nurturing and kind to their offspring, brutally savage and eternally contemptuous of their sons-in-law. The latter relationship is more this blog’s focus, for obvious reasons.
* Some of you might be wondering why we’re doing this today, when everyone knows Mothers’ Day is in May? If so, it’s probably because you’re American and have forgotten there are what we call ‘other places’ in the world, and some of those don’t do things in the same way you do. Don’t worry, it’s an easy mistake to make, especially if you’re working with the disadvantage of only having a male brain. Try taking a trip somewhere ‘else’ to broaden your horizons – I hear the Gulf of Mexico is nice at this time of year.
He can do 100 words a minute – most of them being ‘sorry’. |
I don’t see why it’s so unethical. I mean, consent was sought and freely… well, consent was given anyway, which is the main thing. |
She’s always hungry. She always needs to feed. She must eat. All she gets is nasty Orcses. |
I think we can all agree that anyone doing that deserves whatever Hayley feels like handing out (and she’s a big strong girl). |
Romance, revenge and healthy exercise, all in one long, happy afternoon. |
You’ll just have to imagine the headline, because this is something like the 30th ‘turning points‘ post and I’m afraid I’m all out of ideas.
…and the unwise men they look after.
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Mmm? Oh.. yeah, sure. |
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Ladies! An object lesson in the importance of not having too much removed when your submissive goes in for an operation. |
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For such a powerful, self-confident lady, she has surprisingly narrow limits. |
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A few days later, when he was fully recovered, they gave him the eleven Tic-Tacs he won over the course of the evening. What – did you think they were lying to him? No: they play fair. |
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Actually, the silver brushes are worse – just ask your future father-in-law while you’re doing chores. |
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It’s not fair to expect her to whip you every time something needs doing, now, is it? |
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It’s good they’re talking about money, though: many couples don’t and it can lead to a lot of pain in their relationships. |
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He thought that a biology-class themed session would be all about sex, but instead he’s learning lots of useful facts. |
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I find that having a pair of electrodes nestling lovingly against my skin helps keep me closely in touch with her feelings. I wouldn’t have it any other way, even if I could. |
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Oh, it would be just awful lying across that skirt having your backside whacked repeatedly with a heavy wooden hairbrush, don’t you think? Awful. No, no, please don’t do that. |
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Well at least she’s giving you a choice. |
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I see a happy ever after on the horizon. |
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You know, I write a lot here about being told I was ‘the worst fuck ever’ on dates, but actually it’s only happened to me once. |