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| No use crying over spilt …err… |
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| It’s the perfect end to an evening, after a night out and a curry. |
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| Oh look – she hasn’t got an ashtray! What to do…? |
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| And every anniversary too. |
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| Try thinking of her needs for a change. |
Category: girls with guns
Try to see it Her way
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| Quite a moment here, in your marriage. Because it’s the last time you’ll hear “fetch the canvas bag” without experiencing that stab of fear. |
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| Nothing wrong with a healthy day’s sport. Really, they’re just helping Nature to keep the numbers down. |
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| Hmmm… she’s rather pretty isn’t she? It’ll be fun fantasising about her when you’re lying in bed after your operation. As long as your throat doesn’t ache so much you’re not feeling in the mood, anyway. Something to look forward to! |
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| God, it can be agonising waiting for a woman to come sometimes, can’t it? Especially when you’ve started drawing blood. Oh well – better get on with it. |
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| Really, you can scream and beg as much as you like. She doesn’t mind at all. |
Brutal loving care
Femdom captions, captioned pictures of female domination, dominatrix, domina, domme, female led relationships and all that kind of search engine bait, y’know?
Here we go:
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| To be fair, it wasn’t specifically on the hard limits list you agreed, so she does have every right… |
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| You could start by learning Xin lỗi. That’s ‘Sorry’. You’ll be needing that a lot*. |
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| Confession can be really good for dealing with feelings of guilt. Try it. |
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| Bursting into tears can usually get you a few dollars extra. What price self-respect? Oh, about $2.50, maybe $2.75. |
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| Howwwwwllll! |
* Curiously, the same online phrasebook that gave me Xin lỗi also provides Tàu cánh ngầm của tôi đầy lươn – “My hovercraft is full of eels”
I worship her divine shadow
I am sorry to disappoint any Googlers seeking Lexx-related material after that title…I just thought it fitting for the theme of my blog. But admirers of Xev, or Zev are really quite likely to enjoy what they find here.
And anyone who does like the material in this blog, who has no idea what I am talking about, has somehow missed out on the perviest science fiction TV show ever, and really needs to go and have a look. Especially this episode.
Anyway, that’s that and now this is this:
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| She doesn’t actually approve of corporal punishment. But she finds it does get the dishes washed and the clothes ironed, so she is prepared to make an exception in your case. |
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| And when she gets you home, I hope you’ll be doing your patriotic duty and helping to take away all that built-up tension and aggression. Just bend over and think of England. |
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| I’ve heard that Nicole will shortly be getting married. It does mean she’ll have less time for Vincent, as she’ll have a husband to look after, a husband who she feels will need a lot of attention at first. But she has a friend who is taking a great interest in Vincent, so who knows, perhaps the wedding bells will be ringing for two rosy-cheeked bridegrooms? |
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| Makes a change from buying tampons, I suppose. |
Cold as ice cream but still as sweet
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| Don’t you just love that ‘we’? |
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| It looks like she’s having fun, and that’s the most important thing. Just learn to live for her desires, not for yours, for goodness’ sake. Why’s that so hard? |
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| This is a bit of a litmus test, if you’re new to Contemplating the Divine. You see, this is my idea of a femdom humiliation caption. If you want explicit upskirt photos of women pissing on the camera, well that’s absolutely fine, but you might be better off elsewhere. |
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| It’s not going to stop with the salary review, you know. Better get used to this, because I think a few things are about to change. |
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| For someone without qualifications, she’s remarkably proficient at rectal examination, though. Real nurses don’t do it anything like as thoroughly, or with quite so many fingers. Enthusiasm counts for a lot, I reckon. |
