Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
(Occasionally I need a title like that to keep the search engines interested, I feel).
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| Lucky Andy’s getting a freebie! |
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| She is good at dealing with feelings of guilt. |
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| It’s quite a common condition. Thank goodness they’ve found a cure. |
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| Let’s hope Steve’s nice. And not too fat. |
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| Interestingly, I find the stress often starts before I’m put into the position. |
Regular “readers” will know that my musical tastes rarely extend beyond about 1988. But I am prepared to make an exception for Mistress Swift.
On with the rest of it… femdom captions, dominatrices, chastity, all those words that get search engines so excited, you know?
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| Oh no, not again. |
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| You could try calling her tomorrow. “Hi! It’s William from last night. That’s right, the one with the small penis. Listen, I was wondering…” |
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| NO! Not the comfy chair! |
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| Well… I hope someone’s asked Andy if he’s OK sharing his cucky closet, that’s all. Some men can be a bit funny about that sort of thing – it’s their own special place, you know? |
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| …and then if that gets too much, the electric shocks will take your mind off the pain from the welts. |
…I don’t pretend to know what you want, but I offer love.
(trigger warning: vanilla link. For no obvious reason, I’ve always thought of the song as rather D/S… but I think that of many things).
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| Don’t worry if you’re still confused. Things will be made clear. |
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| I think that’s disgraceful. Just because we’re submissive doesn’t mean ladies can treat us like doormats, can they? Well, I mean, obviously, if a lady like one of these wanted to treat me literally as a doormat, that would be fine, wiping her muddy boots across my back, but erm… OK, maybe they can then. |
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| And you prefer not being gay too, don’t you, so it sounds like you and Master Mark are very compatible! |
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| Get another one, of course. There’s plenty. Hello! Ma’am? Over here! |
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| I offer love… this is one of the most Significant of the Others in my life. Lady Sophia Black is simply wonderful. |
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| Oh relax! Look if George is hetero too, then it’s not like you’re going to be having gay sex anyway, is it? I mean, who’s going to make you do it? |
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| The offence? Oh – unauthorised erection, I think. Now just watch the caning very carefully and try not to let it happen again, OK? |
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| Could get expensive. |
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| Well I think it’s rather sweet. |
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| Men can be so obsessive about these little things. |
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| Don’t forget to scurry. Ball boys should definitely scurry. |
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| Sergei I am not looking forward to. |
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| But seeing as this is Mistress Absolute – the Mistress Absolute – I suspect that can only add to the value, among certain rare connoseurs conouiseirs conosewers, don’t you think? |
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| Domina Liza. I’ll confesss, I don’t know the Lady in person, but I suspect that her attitude to such a request would be along these lines. This caption is intended to comment on the style of femdom photo that I mentally categorize as ‘tits out for the lads’ and try, virtuously, to avoid. |
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| Awww… poor little thing. |
That’s me.
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| Of course he can. He’d do anything for her. Wouldn’t you? |
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| Well… OK. This time. |
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| Hmmm. An occasional sympathy fingerjob. Well, that’s a pretty big win, right there. |
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| It’s great when you’re confident your therapist understands the real you, isn’t it? |
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| I don’t think she’s taking this seriously enough, you know. I mean, a man’s been murdered here. And more importantly, a quite valuable pen was stolen, too. |
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| She’s right, you know. If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear. And in any case, a man should fear his wife, I think, don’t you? |
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| Actually, that’s a bit surprising. Because I seem to remember her saying with a giggle once that she’d heard one of her new freinds had a soundproofed rape room in his basement. Oh well… maybe that was someone else. |
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| Think fast. The tip of the whip can move at over 100 mph. |
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| We all say things we regret, from time to time. It’s part of married life. |
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| That’s a relief. Let’s hope she ticked the ‘anaesthetic’ option. She can be so forgetful. |
Do worms actually have eyes? Or a point of view? I know I’m not allowed one of those, not about anything that matters.
Ah well, on we go.
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| Oh well. Never mind. |
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| Oooh! Maybe Steve’s going to get a blowjob too? How exciting. |
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| I can imagine being very polite. But I expect she’s right. She usually is. |
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| Well, that’s very kind. She’ll stop being kind soon, don’t worry. |
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| Must be awful. Don’t you think? |
That man came round – the one we met in the market the other
day. He’s called Reshad.
Anyway, he just came to the door, so I invited him in for
coffee. I thought it was a bit creepy at
first – you know, maybe he was interested in me. But he’s not.
Not at all. Do you know what?
He’s interested in you!
No, really. He said
you have a perfect rose-bud mouth, if you can imagine!
Anyway, of course I laughed and said you were spoken
for. And do you know what? He offered me money! I was laughing, and saying ‘no, no’ – you
know, making a joke of it. But I think
he was serious. Apparently, slavery is
legal in his country and he has a place way out in the desert where he keeps
all these men. Well, as slaves! Isn’t that just the weirdest thing! He was offering $350,000 by the end. Imagine!
That would pay off all our loans in one go. Actually, it would leave us $165,000 over, even if we paid off everything. He must be really rich.
Anyway, he was very persistent. Wouldn’t take no for an answer! So I said I’d think about it – just to get
him to go away, you know. And he straightaway said he’d
come back this evening with his two brothers and a van. And he said he’d have the
money in cash – now what was it he said in that funny accent of his?
Oh yes – he said “not that $350,000 peanuts bullshit! But proper money.” I don’t suppose he will, though.
He must be so rich.
Imagine being able to pay $350,000 just like that! Or even more!
I mean obviously you’re worth a lot more than $350,000! Oh – I don’t mean I’d ever be tempted! I mean, really! Even for that much money. Or even more.
Anyway, it’s barbarous, keeping people as slaves. I shudder to think about what they’d have to
do to you to make you use your little rose-bud mouth on them! You’re not at all like that, are you?
No, I didn’t think so.
Well, I expect he was probably just joking anyway.
Don’t forget to drink up your milk, darling! I got it specially for you. Drink up every last drop. Down it goes! That’s right.
One thank You, Ma’am
Two, thank You, Ma’am
Three, thank You, Ma’am
uh – four, thank You, Ma’am!
Five – oh – thank You, Ma’am!
sniff…whimper…
SIX! Aaah! Six thank You, Ma’am!
Thank You, thank You.
Thank You.
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| Very politely. Or you’ll really be in trouble. |
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| With three of them lesbians and three bisexual, I guess there are going to be some interesting votes. Shame you don’t get to vote, really. |
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| Don’t worry about what she likes. You don’t have to do a thing. Just scream if you feel like it – she definitely likes that. |
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| And you get to be a lifestyle client. You take whatever she gives you, until you can’t afford it. |
