Please? Please don’t say that. I’ll be good, I promise. I –
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| Its ridiculous really. If she wants a curvy cock, what does she think this is, neatly tucked away in the tube around my scrotum? Women, eh? |
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| He’ll be thanking her particularly fulsomely.* |
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| Maybe I could have sex in the fields? When the weather’s a bit warmer, obviously. |
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| I wonder what the question was… Honestly, who writes these things? Why be so obscure? |
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| And new things about bears. I’ve heard they shit in the… anyway, I’m sure you’ll have a very interesting time. |
* ‘Fulsome’ is a word often mis-used to mean ‘complete’ or ‘enthusiastic’ when in fact it means ‘excessively flattering or insincerely earnest’. I once emailed a domme I was visiting, expresing my ‘fulsome’ thanks for my treatment in our last session, to be greeted next time by a Mistress holding a dictionary and a cane.
