female-led relationships – Page 16 – Contemplating the divine

Fear and loving

Oh, no. Not Lucy.

They do furnish a room.

It’s a good idea to have it written there on the fridge, to remind you both that it’s overdue. I’m sure she’ll get round to it, though – no need to nag.

Boring old politics. Still, you’d better go along to look pretty on her arm.

You could kiss and make up.

Right, after that little April interlude, this blog will return to its usual subject matter. Or ‘object matter’ when male submissives feature in the pics.

I don’t really ‘get’ maledom anyway, to be honest. I mean, I can just about see that it could be quite sexy to have an attractive woman all tied up, available for any sexual act of my choosing. I could iron one of her skirts, for example, or tidy her tights drawer even if what she really wanted was to be brought a cup of tea or have the garage cleared out. The thought of that kind of power’s quite a turn on. But what’s the point of my being turned on if if she’s completely helpless in the bondage – she can’t remove my chastity belt with her hands tied, can she? In any case, how can I decide what I want to do if she’s gagged and can’t tell me? See, I just think maledoms haven’t really thought it all through.

Oh well. Here are some things I do understand, dimly at least.

Ah, yes, the purest form of male submission: not even daring to irritate her with your presence. I find women really appreciate it when I do that.

Then, bruised and bloody, the winner gets to have a heavy BDSM session. Quite a day.

But you have to book. And until you’re a ‘regular’ you’ll need to pay a deposit in advance. No exceptions – sorry.

I’m sure she respects us really. It’s a kind of harsh femdom persona she puts on. She’s really good at it, don’t you think?

This is of course the lovely Gigi Allens, whose boots I am not fit to lick, and whose name I don’t even know how to pronounce. Hard g, soft? One of each?

The pre-marital agreement also refers to ‘objectionable conduct’ so don’t even think of arguing – that’s a red flag right there.

Hmm. Have I posted hat last one before? I have a system for this blog to avoid that, with ‘posted’ and ‘unposted’ folders (over 1000 captioned images presently in the latter, so this blog will be here for a while! Keep coming back.) Unlike the Tumblr site, where I just randomly post previously bloggered images, so there’s repetition from time to time (2700 now posted, though, so it doesn’t happen often! Keep going back – although there is nothing there that has not been here so I don’t really understand why people do). Still, the above looks awfully familiar. Oh well, have an extra one:

Oops. My bad.

Sympathy for his untimely loss

Did you know there are supposed to be five stages of grieving when you lose something precious? These five, specifically.

Mean and nasty and pretty and horrible

Or pinches any other parts for that matter. Ouch. Only eight hours to go, though…

Yes, that should work. I certainly wouldn’t expect many erections any time soon, anyway.

They’re very nice shoes too.

If you want to get to know her better, you could try joining her reading circle.

My SO and I are agreed that wearing fur is cruel. That’s why she wears so much of it.

(Yup, same old anti-Vietnam littering-based protest song, Steve. But I’m hoping no one will notice the repetition.)

There’s something she forgot to say to you

Celebrate the conscious liberation of the female state!

The company has a very strict policy agaimst sexual harassment too. So don’t worry about that. If you’re groped, or propositioned or demeaned in any way, you can complain to your boss, right then and there.

Hmm. Looks like he’s going to be spending a lot of time bent over the the engine, today.

She might have her own list of course.

Nope. No hangups there. None whatsoever. I have five years of blog postings to prove it.

Female liberation. Quite the best sort.

Since love is blind, then from the mind, all womankind should rout them.

… because she hates men.

It’s nice when newlyweds have pet names for each other. But ‘bully’ just isn’t appropriate. ‘Boss’ is a good one – he could try that, maybe?

I’m glad she’s taking precautions because some itching powders can be really nasty. But see those gloves? That’s safe BDSM play. She’ll be fine.


Oh – stop worrying! They’re not going to starve to death or anything! This blog can’t abide excessively violent scenes, you know that. No: they’ll die of thirst long before they starve.

Let’s hope this one turns out better than the previous 117. But if not, that’s valuable knowledge too. Science: it’s all about reproducibility of the results.

Very lightly. Safe, sane, consensual – remember?

Well versed in etiquette

Fastidious and precise.

Maybe ask for a prescription for some painkillers?

Well, obviously not every month. That would be silly. But maybe occasionally..?

Shame clothing. I’ve never found I’ve needed it.

Who needs pocket money when your skirts don’t even have pockets?

Hmm. It might be a while before the next blog posting. And it might be a bit dull… (more so than usual, even).

A little talk

Hey honey. You wanna talk about what you saw Mommy and Daddy
doing last night?

No, I know you don’t honey.
But I think we should. It’s
nothing to be ashamed or afraid about.

Mommy and daddy were just a bit surprised when you burst into our room
like that, that’s all.

See… when a man loves a woman very much he wants to… well,
to make her happy. And Daddy likes to
make Mommy happy you see, because he loves me very much. And when a man and a woman are married, what
you saw last night is one of the things they do.

Well, sure it hurts Daddy, honey. Like at school, when Mrs Andrews hits you
with the paddle. Only Daddy takes his shorts off, so I guess it hurts even
more.

Yeah, I have a cane too, honey. And you know how much that hurts from when
you had to see the Headmistress that time, don’t you?

But see, Daddy doesn’t really mind that it hurts. Because he wants to make me happy and he
knows that I’ll only do that to him when there’s something he’s done that makes
me cross, you see.

Yeah, I know how much you hate being paddled, honey. But that’s Mrs Andrews. She’s an old lady. Daddy wouldn’t like being paddled by an old
lady. But when a man and a woman are
about the same age, it’s different, see, because –

Like you and Suzie?
What do you mean, like you and Suzie, honey? Suzie Franklin?

No, really honey, just tell me. Mommy promises not to be angry.

Did she? Wow. Over her knee like a little boy, huh? Did she pull your trousers down when she
smacked you?

Mmmm. Well, yeah, OK.
That’s kinda the same thing. I used to
spank boys across my knee when I was a teenager too, actually! It’s a good game. Did you enjoy it?

Yeah? It got
stiff? Did that feel good? Sure, no, that’s great.

Well yeah, see, that’s just like it feels between me and
Daddy, honey. Only Daddy’s thing can’t
get stiff because of that tube.

Suzie’s a really nice girl, isn’t she? I’ve always liked her – big and strong, like
her Mom!

So… do you wanna invite Suzie round some time? Maybe for Sunday lunch? You could help Daddy with the cooking, how
about that? Girls really like it when boys cook for them, and serve them at
table and stuff like that. And maybe if Suzie’s not happy about any of the food
or your attitude, maybe she could take you upstairs with a hairbrush, huh?

Well, yeah. Kinda
like a girlfriend, honey. Do you think
she’d like that?

Well, I think she’d like that. You’re a cute boy – I’m sure lots of girls
want to put you across their knee!

Oh – hey! Don’t be
embarrassed honey! I’m not embarrassed,
am I? No. I’m really glad we’ve had this talk.

Now why don’t you go and tell Daddy he can come down? He’s up on the landing, standing in his
naughty corner with his face against the wall.
You can tell him we’ve had this little talk, and that it’s all OK now,
OK? It was really Daddy’s fault see – he was supposed to lock our door. So Mommy got quite cross with him, and he’s
probably still quite sore. But actually,
I think I’m glad all this happened, so we could have this talk! Aren’t you?

I’m sure Suzie will be. I think I’m really going to like Suzie.