Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
…of the usual sort.
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| Don’t worry, she always reaches orgasm eventually. She won’t give up. |
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| If you pay extra, she’ll do tease and denial too. That’s where she asks you if you’d like to come, before telling you to fuck off. |
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| Actually, she does get occasional complaints. But they’re always retracted, with a heartfelt apology, before the end of the session. |
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| Technology… oh dear. As if I wasn’t already obsolete enough. |
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| In space, no one else can hear you scream. |
(Occasionally I need a title like that to keep the search engines interested, I feel).
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| Lucky Andy’s getting a freebie! |
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| She is good at dealing with feelings of guilt. |
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| It’s quite a common condition. Thank goodness they’ve found a cure. |
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| Let’s hope Steve’s nice. And not too fat. |
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| Interestingly, I find the stress often starts before I’m put into the position. |
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| Fool.. or genius? |
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| Oh, OK. As long as she’s thought it through. |
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| OK, but let’s hope there’s more pocket money this time around. |
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| Very special. |
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| She’d obviously misunderstood the situation. Poor thing. |
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| Maybe just for the company? |
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| And work slowly around the rest of your body. |
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| There’s something comforting about a collar. |
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| Yeah. He’ll have been fine. Probably. Anyway, that’s not really the point of the story, you know? |
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| Oh go on – try the chat-up line anyway, why not? |
Well, the consensus seems to be that Google has backed down, so here we go again.
Have a double-length post to make up for it. Oh – and for the next three weeks or so there will be an additional caption each day on the Tumblr site, that will not appear here (because my filing system is too disorganised to find the right ones, if I delete the Tumblr queue).
****ing Google.
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| Don’t worry. You don’t have to do anything she doesn’t want you to do. In fact, you mustn’t. |
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| Who says men are useless, eh? |
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| I expect you’ll manage well enough without. |
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| It’s bound to be a bit painful at first. But you’ll get used to it. |
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| I’ve always had this ability to make women laugh. I think I was born with it. |
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| When he left school, he wanted to work in IT. And he does – he usually stops by that department just before lunch |
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| I think we’ve all been there. Just the other day a market research company rang up and asked if I was interested in taking part in a survey about web use. So I said sure, but after about five or six questions about my browsing habits, they just rang off without any warning! Bizarre, huh? I mean why did they ask if they don’t want to know the answers? |
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| Something to look forward to. |
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| That’s good of her. |
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| Another thing to tick off her bucket list. |
She’ll do the rest.
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| Well, at least you can be confident you’re in safe hands. They’re obviously all trained professionals – look, they’ve got nurses’ outfits and everything. |
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| Oh well. No regrets, eh? Strawberries are good. |
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| I think she might be right. She usually is. |
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| And where’s the fun in that? |
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| What an unpleasant little tale. Why would anyone write something like that? |
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| I just love that “we agreed”, don’t you? |
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| It’s working if it’s hurting. |
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| Oh, it’ll be fine. What could go wrong? |
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| Sometimes being humiliated is not the most humiliating thing.. |
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| To be fair, it’s been a while since she had a really good orgasm. So, y’know, she’s owed. |
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| Remember – you don’t have to do anything you don’t want to, OK? Unless she orders you to. Obviously. |
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| If a thing’s worth doing, it’s worth doing properly, they say. |
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| He probably thought about that quite a lot. But best not to argue. You know what happens when you argue. |
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| Makes a lot of sense. |
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| Yeah. Her Kink is not His Kink, you see. Actually, Her Kink is not Anybody’s Kink, to be completely honest. |
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| She’s very particular about the gardening – that’s why she has them whipped so often. She’s very particular about sex too, but then as her husband you know that already don’t you? |
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| It must be very difficult for her, being trapped in a sexless marriage like that. Still, she could probably play around a bit. I mean, it’s only fair. And who knows – maybe one day they’ll find the key. |
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| She did make a particular point of how cruel and heartless she was in the advert, to be fair. |
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| Women, eh? There’s always one more thing, isn’t there? |
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| Pesky Geneva Convention. |
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| So bandwagon! Much out-of-date meme. Many comic sans (sorry Steve!). |
