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A word used mainly with “love” or “surrender”. Or – best of all – both.
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| Never seen her scrubbing her back with the bath brush, though. |
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| Still, he’ll have a unique souvenir of what looks to have been a memorable session. |
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| Yes, M’m, thankee M’m. |
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| And so does everyone else. Not that they care. |
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| Yeah, that would be awful. Let me know if you see anyone like that reading the blog, OK? I’ll kick them right off. |
… savage and cruel and it shines like destruction.
Or at least, I’ve always found it to be so.
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| I usually deal with it by shrieking like a little girl, thrashing helplessly against the bonds and frantically begging for forgiveness. I guess everyone has their own way, huh? |
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| She shouldn’t worry about a thing. He’s really good at toppling over onto his side. |
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| Yes, I suppose that would be very special. |
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| Well, that’s a bit last-minute isn’t it? Honestly – that Raoul! He does make me cross sometimes, he really does. |
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| Letting daylight in on industrial light and magic. |
Some men aren’t very good at that, but with the help of a really determined woman, you’ll find you become quite good at it. Try practicing at a fixed time each week, for example.
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| I think once a day is usually enough for me, when it comes to cold showers, but occasionally I wake up in the morning needing a quick one. |
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| And you wouldn’t want to be offensively unsubmissive. Anyway, that’s illegal. |
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| I suppose those other men have to keep their session visits secret from their wives. Must be awful. |
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| Yes, Mary can be kind like that. Eventually. |
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| Yeah, c’est la vie. Che sera sera. |
Time to celebrate those heroines of the medical profession. Where would we be without them? Still experiencing unwanted erections in many cases, I expect.
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| And let’s face it, if you’re honest with yourself you probably wouldn’t be due a lot of financial compensation anyway, would you? |
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| Men just aren’t suited to this sort of thing. Too squeamish. But do the best you can. I’m sure you don’t want to disappoint her. |
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| She’s got a really effective treatment for that. |
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| She’ll need a complete history listing all your sexual partners as well, but that should be very quick, no? |
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| That tiresome bureaucracy. |
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| Married couples should talk about their finances. Too few do – but it can save a lot of pain later on. |
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| Than you Susan. (braces) |
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| I hope she doesn’t give in to peer pressure. When she decides to have you castrated it should be because that’s what she wants to do. No other considerations should come into it. |
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| Nasty man with big smelly feet. Really smelly feet. I can’t understand what she sees in him. |
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| Those surveys… I think all they do is make women feel unsatisfied. And I should know. |
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| Actually, I think her levels of married bliss have never been higher. |
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| He does still participate in rapes from time to time, though. Just in a different role. |
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| Valuable protein. |
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| That kind of bitchy behaviour is quite unusual in OWK, actually. Generally, the ladies work within a supportive and positive team culture. It’s about mutual respect in the workplace, basically. |
My favourite verse, lightly adapted:
| Grande Déesse! Par des mains enchaînées | |
| Nos fronts sous le joug se ploieraient | |
| De viles despotesses deviendraient | |
| Les maîtresses de nos destinées ! |
Francophony or not, we can surely all celebrate a day named after a dark and gloomy dungeonlike prison in which unspeakable tortures took place, and even the Marquis de Sade (surely worth celebrating in our community, despite his peculiar ideas about which sex should whip the other) was imprisoned, so –
What’s that? Bastille Day celebrates the liberation of the prisoners? Oh dear me, we can’t be doing with that. Bloody French; get everything backwards. Never mind, forget it, relâchez-vous!
Marchons! Marchons!
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| She’s always had a kind generous nature like that. One of those people who loves doing favours for her friends, you know? |
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| Good thing you clarified that. It’ll be all right now. |
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| Imagine not being turned on by the thought of whipping! Some people are so weird. |
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| You had one job. |
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| Isn’t that romantic? |
(no one’s gonna wanna know yer… trigger warning: vanilla video unrelated to femdom)
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| It took him ages to get her interested in golf, you know. |
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| Men can be such drama queens. Getting upset over the littlest things. |
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| Oh, OK. As long as I know. Thanks. |
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| What a sad little caption. Sad little servitor wrote it. |
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| Press them but not mount them. |
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| When only the very best is good enough. |
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| Its nice when a man can get involved in his girlfriend’s hobby, don’t you think? |
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| Oh! Oh! Here’s one! How many blondes does it take to whip an impertinent male until he’s crying helplessly for mercy? Hmm? |
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| It’s better to give than to receive. |
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| S&M in mainstream advertising… always a pleasant find. |