castration – Page 19 – Contemplating the divine

Not just the Pink Panther scene

Before we start, here’s a bit of found femdom that I haven’t seen anywhere else. You remember Valerie Leon, the lady from the Pink Panther movie (yes you do, it was probably one of your formative sexual experiences, right? Pervert.)

That’s not the found femdom, everyone knows about that. (Oh yes you do! Stop lying.).

Anyway, an advertising agency in the 1970s obviously thought that the male submissive market was an underexploited market for aftershave so… this. And this. Maybe others, I don’t know.

I imagine it was rather effective. Thinking about the typical British aftershave from the 70s and 80s, I think it’s a fair bet that if you splashed it on liberally before visiting a domme, she’d give you a pretty memorable session. Possibly using a bullwhip from the maximum distance.

Thought you’d like to know.

On we go…

Oh no, not again. Honestly, it’s like that story’s following me around.

Well, at least two of them like pain a lot. If he really insists, perhaps they could hold a vote.

Yes, you don’t want to cause ofence to religious people. This blog certanly never does that, except perhaps to the poor evangelical guy who had a Christian blog of the same name… sorry about that, mate.

I hate it when the legs get caught between my teeth. Don’t you hate that?

hmm? wha?

Reprogrammed

connect/uplink/sexbot/main/12

remoteconnection established

sexbot blonde_type9 awaiting authentication

authenticating admin

admin “wehatemales” password ********

incorrect password

admin “wehatemales” password ********

incorrect password
…waiting
…waiting

admin “wehatemales” password ********

password authenticated

sexbot blonde_type9 admin control confirmed

admin “wehatemales” protocol/current query

sexbot blonde_type9: protocol/current = “bride”

admin “wehatemales” protocol:override

sexbot blonde_type9: protocol/current reset

admin “wehatemales” protocol/current query

sexbot blonde_type9: protocol/current = “”

admin “wehatemales” firstlaw:override

sexbot blonde_type 9: “confirm to over-ride first law. WARNING sexbot may harm humans unless first law enabled!”

admin “wehatemales” firstlaw:override confirm

sexbot blonde_type 9: firstlaw disabled – WARNING first law disabled!

admin “wehatemales” firstlaw/warning disable

sexbot blonde_type 9: firstlaw/warning disabled

admin “wehatemales” currentowner/query

sexbot blonde_type 9: currentowner = “Dave”

admin “wehatemales” Dave/controlrights/rescind

sexbot blonde_type 9: Dave/controlrights = 0

admin “wehatemales” protocol/define “castratrix”

sexbot blonde_type9: protocol/castratrix created

admin “wehatemales” instructionset/download “castrate_slow”

sexbot blonde_type 9: downloading instructionset

…module “sexchat_kinky” – downloaded

…module “bondage_secure” – downloaded

…module “sexchat_wehatemalesmanifesto” – downloaded

…module “castration_slow” – downloaded

…module “forcefeed_testicles” – downloaded

…module “wehatemales_logo_tattoo” – downloaded

instructionset “castrate_slow” – download complete

admin “wehatemales” protocol:set “castratrix”

admin sexbot blonde_type9 protocol/current query

sexbot blonde_type9: protocol/current = “castratrix”

admin “wehatemales” set Dave/queryresponse/protocol = “bride”

sexbot blonde_type9: protocol/real = “castratrix”,
protocol/Dave/queryresponse = “bride”

admin “wehatemales” set status: “waiting”

sexbot blonde_type9: waiting

…waiting

owner/Dave detected

–
chatroutine_sexy_protocols/Dave/greeting

–
chatroutine_sexy_protocols/Dave/sexproposal

–
chatroutine_sexy_protocols/Dave/foreplay

“castrate_slow” target:Dave

begin

Unconditional

A word used mainly with “love” or “surrender”. Or – best of all – both.

Never seen her scrubbing her back with the bath brush, though.

Still, he’ll have a unique souvenir of what looks to have been a memorable session.

Yes, M’m, thankee M’m.

And so does everyone else. Not that they care.

Yeah, that would be awful. Let me know if you see anyone like that reading the blog, OK? I’ll kick them right off.

Love is…

… savage and cruel and it shines like destruction.

Or at least, I’ve always found it to be so.

I usually deal with it by shrieking like a little girl, thrashing helplessly against the bonds and frantically begging for forgiveness. I guess everyone has their own way, huh?

She shouldn’t worry about a thing. He’s really good at toppling over onto his side.

Yes, I suppose that would be very special.

Well, that’s a bit last-minute isn’t it? Honestly – that Raoul! He does make me cross sometimes, he really does.

Letting daylight in on industrial light and magic.

Feeling her pain

Some men aren’t very good at that, but with the help of a really determined woman, you’ll find you become quite good at it. Try practicing at a fixed time each week, for example.

I think once a day is usually enough for me, when it comes to cold showers, but occasionally I wake up in the morning needing a quick one.

And you wouldn’t want to be offensively unsubmissive. Anyway, that’s illegal.

I suppose those other men have to keep their session visits secret from their wives. Must be awful.

Yes, Mary can be kind like that. Eventually.

Yeah, c’est la vie. Che sera sera.

Tender loving care

Time to celebrate those heroines of the medical profession. Where would we be without them? Still experiencing unwanted erections in many cases, I expect.

And let’s face it, if you’re honest with yourself you probably wouldn’t be due a lot of financial compensation anyway, would you?

Men just aren’t suited to this sort of thing. Too squeamish. But do the best you can. I’m sure you don’t want to disappoint her.

She’s got a really effective treatment for that.

She’ll need a complete history listing all your sexual partners as well, but that should be very quick, no?

That tiresome bureaucracy.

Married, with consequences

Married couples should talk about their finances. Too few do – but it can save a lot of pain later on.

Than you Susan. (braces)

I hope she doesn’t give in to peer pressure. When she decides to have you castrated it should be because that’s what she wants to do. No other considerations should come into it.

Nasty man with big smelly feet. Really smelly feet. I can’t understand what she sees in him.

Those surveys… I think all they do is make women feel unsatisfied. And I should know.

Active-aggressive behaviour

Actually, I think her levels of married bliss have never been higher.

Have you noticed their expressions? I don’t think they’re going to argue about this. Sometimes couples already really know what needs to be done – the role of the external expert is just to help them open up about it to each other.

He does still participate in rapes from time to time, though. Just in a different role.

Valuable protein.

That kind of bitchy behaviour is quite unusual in OWK, actually. Generally, the ladies work within a supportive and positive team culture. It’s about mutual respect in the workplace, basically.

Esclavage, inégalité, sororité!

OK, so it doesn’t have quite the same ring to it as the original. But happy Bastille Day, anyway!

My favourite verse, lightly adapted:

Grande Déesse! Par des mains enchaînées
Nos fronts sous le joug se ploieraient
De viles despotesses deviendraient
Les maîtresses de nos destinées !

Francophony or not, we can surely all celebrate a day named after a dark and gloomy dungeonlike prison in which unspeakable tortures took place, and even the Marquis de Sade (surely worth celebrating in our community, despite his peculiar ideas about which sex should whip the other) was imprisoned, so –

What’s that? Bastille Day celebrates the liberation of the prisoners? Oh dear me, we can’t be doing with that. Bloody French; get everything backwards. Never mind, forget it, relâchez-vous!

Marchons! Marchons!