Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| Hurry up, she wants you suspended and well flogged before going out – and the dinner reservation is for eight! |
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| Dave season starts today! Actually, that’s not true. Every day is Dave season. |
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| Just try to empathise. Men aren’t very good at it, but women know that and often make a particular effort to make their feelings known. |
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| He can’t tell Coke from Pepsi, but he can tell Paolo from Antonio. |
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| Oh well, never mind. You’d probably have been rubbish at it anyway. |
Always better to get someone else to do it for you, either a professional or an enthusiastic amateur. That way you’ll get a proper job done.
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| Don’t worry about the bruises. Most clients like them. |
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| It’s not your fault. I’m sure she won’t be taking it out on you. |
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| I usually find that a short discussion is enough, but often she wants to go into things at much greater length. |
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| Don’t worry – most men experience depression post-castration. But do you know what? No one gives a shit. So that’s OK. |
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| That reminds me, one of my girlfriends used to have a pet name for me: cockroach. |
Now that seems like an excellent objective in life. On with the captioned images (of female domination).
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| Highly skilled people are the banking industry’s greatest assets, so it’s reasonable when times are hard to sell a few of them off. |
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| What a kind offer. And they you were thinking that Emma and Laura were man-hating lesbian feminists. Just goes to show, you can never tell who will be the one to step forward with help. |
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| Never mind. There are only 24 hours in a Thursday, just the same as the other days of the week. |
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| A femdom fantasy in a femdom reality. How about that? |
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| I don’t know why I’ve included this one. Nothing femdom about it. Is there? |
Feral males can be such a nuisance, especially in urban areas, don’t you think? These ladies could sort all that out.
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| The ladies in the picture do actually seem to be carrying This is the Chilean army according to the divine Ms Ayesha, so there we are. Chile. Long and thin. Very much so. I’ll admit I don’t know much else about Chile… but I know what I like. |
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| If he only realised it, the triple whipping he gets occasionally is for his wedding anniversary. But men – they always forget, don’t they? |
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| I think it’s a bit cruel. It’s not as if most men have that many brain cells to begin with. |
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| Of course, she doesn’t use spurs and riding whip. Not on a pony. |
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| Easy for her to say. She didn’t have to spend the night sleeping in the hotel corridor. |
Yes please. Those.
These too:
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| The leash is invisible, but that doesn’t mean there isn’t one there. |
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| Rather a thoughtless gift, as she can’t drive, don’t you think? I expect he’ll be punished for that. When she can be bothered. |
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| Pain-killers don’t work, anyway. I was taking some, for a minor condition, but when I went to visit my Significant Other the nipple clamps still hurt like hell. I’m thinking of complaining to the Adertising Standards Authority. |
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| Yes, being caged up for that long is pretty scary. But not as scary as Lucy. |
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| That would be really helpful, actually. I find that almost every day, there are some moments when I catch myself not thinking about Anne. Of course, it doesn’t happen often, but it’s still a bit worrying. |
The title based of course on the splendid in concept (but disappointing in realisation – just ask a frustated 13 year old desperately looking for femdom material in the early 1980s) nineteenth century novel She, by H Rider Haggard. There’s actually a sequel too, called Ayesha (although I always thought it ought to have been called She’s Back), which puts me in mind of a remarkable lady with a more serious and worthy blog than this one. She has introduced me and others to the concept of “saudade“, which makes me think that I am perhaps spiritually Galician-Portuguese.
Anyway, this isn’t getting those captioned images of female domination onto your screens and into your brains, so we’d better get on with it.
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| Or don’t keep calm. That bit’s up to you. |
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| I think she’ll come to appreciate the gift in time. Young love is all very well, but experienced wives know the value of a good leather whip. |
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| If you’re considering asking for a refund, do bear in mind that she is still holding the whip. |
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| I don’t know why some men pay for public humiliation. It’s easy enough to get it for free, I find. |
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| She genuinely doesn’t want to drown him. There was such a fuss about the last one, after all. |
Someone else’s, I mean. Maybe one of these ladies might oblige?
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| I’m sure Katie won’t mind. She’s very easygoing. |
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| Isn’t that a wonderful expression? Almost takes your mind off the – ooh! -spikes… |
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| Just about everywhere, eventually. But starting off with the pain quite concentrated, in a few sensitive spots, I expect. |
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| I love this one. |
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| Or she might just tell you to swallow. We’ll see. |
…well, the subtle post headers don’t seem to attract as much traffic as the more literal ones, so I thought I’d try a different tack. On with the show:
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| Well, at least she hasn’t invited her boyfriend over like the last one. |
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| Genies… just when they think they’ve seen it all, they can still be surprised, huh? |
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| I think an important lesson will be learned here, don’t you? |
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| Don’t worry, she’s recently taken an advanced-level course in pain management. She’s really good at it. |
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| Could you get some milk as well? Thanks, you’re a treasure. |
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| The human furniture was easier to dispose of. |
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| She did promise you a night to remember. |
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| You’ll earn those extra dollars. |
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| I went out once a girl once who had a castration fetish. We haven’t seen each other for years, but there’s a part of me that will always be hers.
(Thank you. Thank you. I’ll be here all week. Hey – how many castratrices does it take to change a lightbulb…) |
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| Good thing you’re not going anywhere today. Plenty of time to talk about it. |
Specifically, just one thought, inspired by the ending of a wonderful session, with an extraordinary lady, on Thursday. Well, inspired by that and a strong dose of self-loathing.
(and no – of course she didn’t say it like this. She was lovely. And of course this isn’t her. Although the lady in this picture is lovely too.)
