Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| A problem shared… |
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| She’s just helping you put it in context. Don’t forget to be grateful. |
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| Worth it all for that one night of passion, though, huh? Huh? |
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| Best just to be passive and forget the aggression. |
This is the lovely Gigi Allens from ClareSpanksMen and many other places. More about her – mostly made up, but illustrated with lots of pictures – here.

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| Maybe. |

…then you’re wasting your money.
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| Actually, I think she just wants to see you get beaten up. |
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| The rule is that only the lower brown stripe can still be visible, before the traffic stick treatment can be considered complete. |
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| It’s good that she’s so broadminded. I’ll get me coat… |
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| It’s what your right arm’s for. |
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| It’s amazing the things they can do with CGI special effects these days. They can actually make it look as if flesh is being burnt off with a red-hot brand, you know. But her method’s better. |
The call of nature must be obeyed.
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| She actually has very high standards for sorryness. You’ll see. |
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| It’s her own recipe. |
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| Hmmm… edgy blackmail play. Got to love it. No really, you do. |
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| Love her, love her cane, I suppose. |
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| She has her own way of dealing with problems. |
Regular “readers” will know that my musical tastes rarely extend beyond about 1988. But I am prepared to make an exception for Mistress Swift.
On with the rest of it… femdom captions, dominatrices, chastity, all those words that get search engines so excited, you know?
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| Oh no, not again. |
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| You could try calling her tomorrow. “Hi! It’s William from last night. That’s right, the one with the small penis. Listen, I was wondering…” |
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| NO! Not the comfy chair! |
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| Well… I hope someone’s asked Andy if he’s OK sharing his cucky closet, that’s all. Some men can be a bit funny about that sort of thing – it’s their own special place, you know? |
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| …and then if that gets too much, the electric shocks will take your mind off the pain from the welts. |
You know, I read somewhere that many men spend their whole lives in the closet. I think that’s horrible – a tragic waste. I’m glad to say that I’ve never been put in there for more than five hours at a stretch. Just lucky, I guess.
Shall we have some captioned images of female domination now? You up for that? Great.
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| The first twenty years are the worst, I’ve heard. |
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| Cruella, from many many years ago. But still one of the best photo sets ever. The accompanying story was even about castration, you know. Happy days, for the adolescent Servitor. |
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| The problem is, these sorts of prejudice just seem to be inherent in the male sex. In fact, that’s one of the reasons she’ll be removing it. |
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| She’s right, you know. Women are, you see. |
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| Burble…gibber incoherently…sigh… |
It’s so good for me…
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| I think the correct answer is “No, Mistress” |
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| Oh, I don’t know. Looks to me like it turned out pretty well. |
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| A new departure for Contemplating the Divine. Brutal treatment of submissive girls! I can hardly bring myself to look.. the poor little thing. She didn’t deserve this. I mean, he’s got another seven fingers hasn’t he? |
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| I find in these conversations that at first she does most of the talking, but as it carries on I find myself becoming more and more vocal and emotional about it. |
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| Or if you can’t be brave, just let the restraints be brave for you. |
It’s what she says when my hand’s been doing a bit too much lovin’. I just say ‘Yes Ma’am’.
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| The beautiful Mistress Mina Thorne, whose dungeon I’m sure is entirely free of creepy-crawlies. Except her clients, obviously. |
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| Perhaps these things should come with instructions. |
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| Sounds like a win-win. |
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| Actually it arrived two days ago. Come on – you have to tell her sooner or later. If she calls the couriers and finds out, she’s going to be very cross. |
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| That’s very considerate of her, isn’t it? They’re not all heartless bitches, the ladies featured on this site, you know. |
…I don’t pretend to know what you want, but I offer love.
(trigger warning: vanilla link. For no obvious reason, I’ve always thought of the song as rather D/S… but I think that of many things).
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| Don’t worry if you’re still confused. Things will be made clear. |
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| I think that’s disgraceful. Just because we’re submissive doesn’t mean ladies can treat us like doormats, can they? Well, I mean, obviously, if a lady like one of these wanted to treat me literally as a doormat, that would be fine, wiping her muddy boots across my back, but erm… OK, maybe they can then. |
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| And you prefer not being gay too, don’t you, so it sounds like you and Master Mark are very compatible! |
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| Get another one, of course. There’s plenty. Hello! Ma’am? Over here! |
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| I offer love… this is one of the most Significant of the Others in my life. Lady Sophia Black is simply wonderful. |
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| She’s very particular about the gardening – that’s why she has them whipped so often. She’s very particular about sex too, but then as her husband you know that already don’t you? |
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| It must be very difficult for her, being trapped in a sexless marriage like that. Still, she could probably play around a bit. I mean, it’s only fair. And who knows – maybe one day they’ll find the key. |
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| She did make a particular point of how cruel and heartless she was in the advert, to be fair. |
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| Women, eh? There’s always one more thing, isn’t there? |
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| Pesky Geneva Convention. |
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| So bandwagon! Much out-of-date meme. Many comic sans (sorry Steve!). |
I was using a thesaurus to look up synonyms for the word ‘impotent’ (I read somewhere it’s not a good idea to repeat precisely the same language in successive lonely hearts ads), and I read the following:
helpless
It’s almost as if the thesaurus compilers had met me. The power of words, eh? But enough of that, let’s turn to the power of dominant women, because that’s what you came here for, right?
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| Everyone should have a hobby. I have several. |
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| I think that although ‘the overall parameters’ might originally have been consensual, it’s probably not a good idea to try to renegotiate those now, either. |
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| Oh dear. I think this Chuck sounds a bit overbearing, don’t you? Maybe you should have a word. |
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| It’s silly to think she’s denied you a last orgasm. I mean, you had a last orgasm already, right? |
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| It’s good to do things together, as a family. |