Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
…but not on the farm.
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| I’m not sure if I could manage that. But I expect I’ll learn, over time. |
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| Oh well. As long as it’s completely voluntary, I suppose it’ OK. |
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| Gosh, it’s a long way down, isn’t it? |
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| One day perhaps. |
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| And replace them with inhibitions about disobedience. |
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| It might sting a bit. More probably, it’ll sting a lot, actually. |
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| She’s not a big fan of mens lib, to be honest. Just old-fashioned that way. |
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| Sounds a bit edgy. Still, what’s the worst that could happen? |
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| It’s a perspective thing – like that dress the Internet went crazy about. If you’re looking at this picture and thinking about your own cock, then her strap-on bound to look huge, isn’t it? |
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| I wonder what they’re expecting to happen? I mean there’s just you, a bare concrete cell and a strange scratching and scrabbling sound from behind that grill to your right there… |
…I don’t pretend to know what you want, but I offer love.
(trigger warning: vanilla link. For no obvious reason, I’ve always thought of the song as rather D/S… but I think that of many things).
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| Don’t worry if you’re still confused. Things will be made clear. |
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| I think that’s disgraceful. Just because we’re submissive doesn’t mean ladies can treat us like doormats, can they? Well, I mean, obviously, if a lady like one of these wanted to treat me literally as a doormat, that would be fine, wiping her muddy boots across my back, but erm… OK, maybe they can then. |
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| And you prefer not being gay too, don’t you, so it sounds like you and Master Mark are very compatible! |
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| Get another one, of course. There’s plenty. Hello! Ma’am? Over here! |
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| I offer love… this is one of the most Significant of the Others in my life. Lady Sophia Black is simply wonderful. |
The Lady of Situations.
Sorry – just thought we needed some better poetry, after my recent efforts. On with the show
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| She’s quite strict, too. Try to get the sums right. |
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| Actually, it’s the beatings that are about you that are the worst. |
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| Resistance is futile. |
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| Actually, a remarkable 23% of drownings occur at home. I think this is probably how. Stay safe – always do your chores to her satisfaction. |
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| No. I wouldn’t. I’d want to stay there forever. |
…and the way it felt, last night. Thank you, Ma’am.
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| You might want to refer back to my series: Seven secrets of a happy marriage. Urgently. |
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| Men, eh? Only interested in one thing, and – excuse me? Down here? There’s a caption too, and I.. Hello? Oh never mind, I know when there’s something more interesting to look at. |
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| I’m not one of those men who won’t cry in front of women. Just the opposite, actually. |
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| Woah! Might be time for a safeword, there. |
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| If you have any comments on this captioned image, I’ll be in the homeless refuge round the corner, OK? |
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| No use crying over spilt …err… |
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| It’s the perfect end to an evening, after a night out and a curry. |
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| Oh look – she hasn’t got an ashtray! What to do…? |
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| And every anniversary too. |
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| Try thinking of her needs for a change. |
Please.
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| She didn’t rush to judgement, though. She took her time. |
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| Yet another of those Mars and Venus things, I reckon. What do you suppose she’s trying to tell you here? |
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| Actually the greatest torture is trying to read the tiny print… |
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| Actually that’s not fair. At least one of the girls in the office calls you “Bootlicking little perverted wanker.”. No idea why. |
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| There are times in any marriage when an apology is called for. Here’s one. |
Sometimes it finds me. I will be visiting my Significant Other today. Elegant. Cool. Glamorous. French. Prepared to tolerate my existence. I am so lucky.
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| They do scream therapy too. Nor primal scream therapy. Just the ordinary sort. |
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| Then you’ll know you’ve only another 12 due when you get home, and you can really enjoy the evening. |
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| Bullying is wrong. Simply wrong. And just occasionally unspeakably sexy. |
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| I always used to think this was a very frequent mistake, especially for non-native speakers of English. But Miss Hunter assures me that no one makes it more than once. I stand corrected. |
