cane – Page 14 – Contemplating the divine

How do I love her, let me count the ways

One thank You, Ma’am
Two, thank You, Ma’am
Three, thank You, Ma’am
uh – four, thank You, Ma’am!
Five – oh – thank You, Ma’am!
sniff…whimper…
SIX! Aaah! Six thank You, Ma’am!
Thank You, thank You.

Thank You.

Very politely. Or you’ll really be in trouble.

With three of them lesbians and three bisexual, I guess there are going to be some interesting votes. Shame you don’t get to vote, really.

Don’t worry about what she likes. You don’t have to do a thing. Just scream if you feel like it – she definitely likes that.

Poor David. Those horribly sore balls. Still, I understand someone will be kissing them better later on.

And you get to be a lifestyle client. You take whatever she gives you, until you can’t afford it.

Femdom captions. More femdom captions.

Oi, Google! Over here. More femdom captions. Other world kingdom. Dominatrix. Bandicoots. Anne Hathaway. Kittens doing amusing things on video.

That’s enough site optimization for now. On we go.

The arms only get broken anyway, so it’s a bit silly really.

No danger of this one being talked about in the secretary’s pool. Not as long as she gets that pay rise. And yours too.

It’s better to give than receive. And important always to swallow, too.

Of course, she’s a bit of an amateur and there’s lots she doesn’t know about. Safewords, for instance. She doesn’t know about those. Or care.

Lesbian girlfriends and punishment oh my

Poor Natalie. I hope she gets over it quickly, don’t you?

The thwack of willow on leather

Ah yes, now there’s a sound to cntemplate. The summer is finally approaching. Time to travel to the UK, for some of those traditional English village pasttimes. I mean cricket, of course. In the meantime, here are some captioned images of female domination. Again.

It’s amazing how many cookies they sell though. This man bought more than 10,000 boxes last year.

Doesn’t she look sweet and fun-loving? Half right.

Getting quite crowded down there.

She’s very reasonable, don’t you think?

It’s best not to get all hung up on definitions. Man. Slave. Sissy. Doorstop. None of them are really the real you, so why not just be all of them as yourself?

The word of command

“No!”, usually.

Huh! And she accuses you of being a gadget freak! Never goes anywhere without that remote, these days.

So much more fun than silly old ‘naughty maid’. And the marks last a lot longer too.

Actually, the embarassment comes from the fact that she didn’t realise there’s only one ‘o’ in loser when she did it. But I’d be too polite to point that out – wouldn’t you? Still, better than this guy I used to know who became enslaved to an eighteen year-old. He is branded with the word “Pwned!” – doesn’t it just make you cringe?

Frankly, I think it’s a bit lazy not to do it herself. Ooops – you won’t tell her I said that?

I was reading the crush version of Metamorphosis the other day. It’s shorter than Kafka’s original.

No means no

Something too few men understand. When a woman says no, that’s just what she means. No you can’t stay out late. No you’re going to stay down there until I come. No, not after your behaviour this month. No, you signed the contract and that’s that. That sort of thing. Get used to it.

For some reason, that particular paddle is called “Angela”. She might call you at work, to let you know that Angela’s going to be coming around that evening, that kind of thing.

You can lead a slave to Mistress but you can't errr

It’s nice to know there’s someone to pop in to feed them, if need be, so you don’t need to leave them any use of their hands when you’re away for a week or two.

You’re allowed to discharge yourself, you know. You just need to fill out a form. You have to ask her for one. And a pen.

It was such a relief to their mother, whose arm used to get quite tired in the first days of their marriage.

It’s a bit like being a kid again, isn’t it? Those feelings of longing and anticipation for months before…and then it’s not exactly what you wanted, or it just doesn’t turn out as expected? Still, being able to deal with these feelings is what makes us grown-ups, right?

The agony and the ecstasy

His and hers, that is, his and hers.

Remember kids - never play without a safeword. Unless she really wants to.

Men can be so selfish. There’s nothing wrong with just letting it go on until she comes, OK?

I'm tied up at the moment har de har har.

Of course, she could answer it. She just doesn’t want to.

Femdom bitch isnt going to be too happy with this text.

It’s your own fault. It’s a bad word, a hurtful word. You’ll find out exactly how hurtful.

She needn’t have worried. Caroline was delighted, and even took Harry home with her. They have so much to talk about. Well, she does.

At Her Majesty’s pleasure

She likes screaming when she reaches orgasm. So feel free to scream. But don’t fake it – she can tell.

Nope, no clues. I want it to be a surprise.

The many uses for a hairbrush in marriage

It’s easy to forget at times that hairbrushes have secondary uses – like brushing hair.

Hope you’ve kept some money spare, to be untied again afterwards.

Did you think that just because I didn’t put a picture of her at the top, I’d got over my obsession? Oh no – in fact I’ve found a whole new bunch of pictures.

Reasons to be cheerful

Part 3.

Anne illustrates the party escort submission position.

Ah, the divine Miss Hathaway. Think of her when you’re being pumped from both ends, and it won’t seem so bad.

You could try disobeying, if it’s something really horrible that she wants. I mean, what’s the worst thing that could happen if you do?

Miss Woods. She’s got plenty of time. And there are still another nine questions to go.

Maybe she’ll let you explain afterwards, if you’re capable of coherent speech.

Bondage means not worrying about whether he'll leave you alone

Did you notice it’s Christmas? I expect she’ll enjoy unwrapping him in the morning. Or the afternoon., Whenever she gets round to it, anyway.

I worship her divine shadow

I am sorry to disappoint any Googlers seeking Lexx-related material after that title…I just thought it fitting for the theme of my blog. But admirers of Xev, or Zev are really quite likely to enjoy what they find here.

And anyone who does like the material in this blog, who has no idea what I am talking about, has somehow missed out on the perviest science fiction TV show ever, and really needs to go and have a look. Especially this episode.

Anyway, that’s that and now this is this:

Captioned image of femdom who gives but does not receive

She doesn’t actually approve of corporal punishment. But she finds it does get the dishes washed and the clothes ironed, so she is prepared to make an exception in your case.

Femdom heroine returns and wants her boots licked clean

And when she gets you home, I hope you’ll be doing your patriotic duty and helping to take away all that built-up tension and aggression. Just bend over and think of England.

Femdom stepsister puts a strap to good use

I’ve heard that Nicole will shortly be getting married. It does mean she’ll have less time for Vincent, as she’ll have a husband to look after, a husband who she feels will need a lot of attention at first. But she has a friend who is taking a great interest in Vincent, so who knows, perhaps the wedding bells will be ringing for two rosy-cheeked bridegrooms?

Raouls back bigger and badder thane ever

Makes a change from buying tampons, I suppose.

It’s a good thing exhibitionism is not my fetish

Hmmm. My stats counter says I got 50 hits yesterday, and just 2 today, when I normally get over a thousand these days (still not much, I know…tell your friends about “CtD” as I rather snappily call it).

I don’t think the ‘magazine covers’ post was quite that bad, so I put this down to the stat counter rather than you all going away and (sniff) leaving me all alone. Locked in this cage, with my hands fastened cruelly to the bars, and a chain around my…sorry, I was miles away.

Anyway, I reckon blogger has stopped counting. Does this sort of thing happen often? It does feel a bit like shouting into a darkened room, without stats that work.

Helloooo?

Oh well. I just caption the femdom images anyway, because I enjoy it and no one tells me not to. Might as well post them here, whatever is going on.

Captioned image of femdom wife with cane

Look at those shoulders. Powerful, and – no, I said look at the shoulders!

rather dangerous looking schoolgirls eek

I thought of spelling out what it is they’ll actually do, but I think I don’t need to. I mean, just look at them! I think these two look a lot scarier than most of the leather-clad dominatrices that I often feature.

Dominatrix proposes to repeat the whole caning

Need to do a few harder-edged, less ‘funny’ captions from time to time. The ‘I think we’d better just repeat the whole punishment from the start’ idea has always been an exciting one for me… and once my Significant Other did it for real. I didn’t think she’d go through with the whole thing, as I thought she’d realise I couldn’t ‘take’ it. She did go through with it, and eventually I took it too. Ow.

Wife would rather you stayed in chastity

Oh well, worth a try. Let’s hope the person she finds for heterosexual sex is also only interested in heterosexual sex. Otherwise things could get messy (and sticky, and really horrible-tasting too).