Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
And the best of these is hope.
SORRY! Sorry. I mean chastity. Ma’am.
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| Don’t it always seem to go, that you don’t know what you’ve got ’til it’s gone? |
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| Thank goodness she’s not cross. |
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| Actually, most of the change happened in the first two weeks. |
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| She was keen to explore his ballbusting fantasies too. |
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| Wise husbands know when it’s best not to argue, just to curtsey and get on with the ironing. |
(So many possibilities)
…tears?
…perfection?
…amuse her friend?
…help him do a better job of the ironing?
…the sound of The Best of Abba, Vol 2?
…try out a new stroke?
…obedience?
…the sound of girlish laughter?
You decide (if You’re of the superior sex, obviously).
On with the show:
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| No rush. Take your time. She can even leave you there all night, if you like, and finish off tomorrow. |
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| Well, obviously if you’re going out to dinner, you’ll be swallowing. Really – this doesn’t sound so bad at all, does it? |
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| I used to pay for humiliation sessions, but now what I do instead is just ask ladies I fancy whether they’d like to go out for a drink with me. It’s a lot cheaper. |
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| Whatever you say, I think she’s going to suggest you wear something a bit skimpier, you know. |
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| I’m sure you can think of a good reason between now and tomorrow’s appointment at the clinic. |
Mostly, that’s me. But occasionally, my behaviour has consequences, and sometimes I just have to sit quietly and reflect upon that.
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| Just talk about whatever comes to mind. |
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| Actually, several of her classmates still fear her, but they pay for the privilege now. |
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| His and hers – something for everyone. But always check it fits before leaving the shop. |
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| I expect she’ll be terribly embarassed when she discovers her mistake. |
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| No really. You’ll be screaming too. You’ll see. |
With apologies for the unimaginative but search engine-friendly headline. Just supply your own feeble femdom-related pun if you’re missing it.
Oh – and if you’re a search engine? Hi there. Welcome. Femdom. Femdom caption. Dominatrix. Dominatrix. Governess. Spanking. Bandicoots. No, no bandicoots. This is what we do here:
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| Don’t worry. She’ll be there with you the whole time. With a bit of luck, you’ll still just be conscious when she comes – won’t that be nice? |
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| He goes to confession too. |
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| She’s such a professional. Sometimes the same caning scene will require eight or nine complete takes before she’s satisfied. |
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| Astute observers of financial markets might realise that I created this caption a long time ago (I don’t always post captions as soon as I do them, in fact I have about 180 waiting to be posted – isn’t that nice?) – because the Euro is no longer particularly high. I expect that was the first thing that caught your eye when you looked at this one, right? Right? |
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| Doesn’t she look sweet? Try to remember that, because your eyes will be too sore to open quite soon. |
One thank You, Ma’am
Two, thank You, Ma’am
Three, thank You, Ma’am
uh – four, thank You, Ma’am!
Five – oh – thank You, Ma’am!
sniff…whimper…
SIX! Aaah! Six thank You, Ma’am!
Thank You, thank You.
Thank You.
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| Very politely. Or you’ll really be in trouble. |
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| With three of them lesbians and three bisexual, I guess there are going to be some interesting votes. Shame you don’t get to vote, really. |
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| Don’t worry about what she likes. You don’t have to do a thing. Just scream if you feel like it – she definitely likes that. |
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| And you get to be a lifestyle client. You take whatever she gives you, until you can’t afford it. |
Oi, Google! Over here. More femdom captions. Other world kingdom. Dominatrix. Bandicoots. Anne Hathaway. Kittens doing amusing things on video.
That’s enough site optimization for now. On we go.
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| The arms only get broken anyway, so it’s a bit silly really. |
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| No danger of this one being talked about in the secretary’s pool. Not as long as she gets that pay rise. And yours too. |
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| It’s better to give than receive. And important always to swallow, too. |
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| Of course, she’s a bit of an amateur and there’s lots she doesn’t know about. Safewords, for instance. She doesn’t know about those. Or care. |
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| Poor Natalie. I hope she gets over it quickly, don’t you? |
Ah yes, now there’s a sound to cntemplate. The summer is finally approaching. Time to travel to the UK, for some of those traditional English village pasttimes. I mean cricket, of course. In the meantime, here are some captioned images of female domination. Again.
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| It’s amazing how many cookies they sell though. This man bought more than 10,000 boxes last year. |
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| Doesn’t she look sweet and fun-loving? Half right. |
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| Getting quite crowded down there. |
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| She’s very reasonable, don’t you think? |
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| It’s best not to get all hung up on definitions. Man. Slave. Sissy. Doorstop. None of them are really the real you, so why not just be all of them as yourself? |
“No!”, usually.
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| Huh! And she accuses you of being a gadget freak! Never goes anywhere without that remote, these days. |
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| So much more fun than silly old ‘naughty maid’. And the marks last a lot longer too. |
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| Actually, the embarassment comes from the fact that she didn’t realise there’s only one ‘o’ in loser when she did it. But I’d be too polite to point that out – wouldn’t you? Still, better than this guy I used to know who became enslaved to an eighteen year-old. He is branded with the word “Pwned!” – doesn’t it just make you cringe? |
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| Frankly, I think it’s a bit lazy not to do it herself. Ooops – you won’t tell her I said that? |
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| I was reading the crush version of Metamorphosis the other day. It’s shorter than Kafka’s original. |
Something too few men understand. When a woman says no, that’s just what she means. No you can’t stay out late. No you’re going to stay down there until I come. No, not after your behaviour this month. No, you signed the contract and that’s that. That sort of thing. Get used to it.
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| For some reason, that particular paddle is called “Angela”. She might call you at work, to let you know that Angela’s going to be coming around that evening, that kind of thing. |
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| It’s nice to know there’s someone to pop in to feed them, if need be, so you don’t need to leave them any use of their hands when you’re away for a week or two. |
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| You’re allowed to discharge yourself, you know. You just need to fill out a form. You have to ask her for one. And a pen. |
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| It was such a relief to their mother, whose arm used to get quite tired in the first days of their marriage. |
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| It’s a bit like being a kid again, isn’t it? Those feelings of longing and anticipation for months before…and then it’s not exactly what you wanted, or it just doesn’t turn out as expected? Still, being able to deal with these feelings is what makes us grown-ups, right? |
His and hers, that is, his and hers.
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| Men can be so selfish. There’s nothing wrong with just letting it go on until she comes, OK? |
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| Of course, she could answer it. She just doesn’t want to. |
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| It’s your own fault. It’s a bad word, a hurtful word. You’ll find out exactly how hurtful. |
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| She needn’t have worried. Caroline was delighted, and even took Harry home with her. They have so much to talk about. Well, she does. |
