Oh sweet misery of life at last I’ve found you

Thoughtful domme
There now – you can’t say she didn’t consider it.
 
 

Femdom wife demands obedience
I believe she’s right.
 
 

Cuckold femdom fantasy etc
It’s good to be special.



Mistress stores slave away
Oh well, as long as she doesn’t give a fuck, I suppose it’s all right.

 
 
Yes Ma’am.

Post-orgasm

Lots of people say that they love the post-orgasm state best of all.  I’m not sure about that.  I’ve been in a post-orgasm state since Day 2 of my marriage, and I have to say, it’s not doing a lot for me.  My wife says I should give it more time, though, and she’s usually right about these things.  And everything else.

On we go:


Beneath her femdom
I don’t know about you, but I always find I come up with a snappy answer to that sort of question just a few minutes later, when it’s really too late.



Actually, quite a lot of the boys have burn marks, in all sorts of places, so the mistake’s understandable. Still – what a nuisance, eh?
 
 

 
Young people have these wild enthusiasms.  When she bought it, she thought she’d be making waffles every day, but soon enough it was left in the bottom of the cupboard, forgotten and unwanted.

 
 
Women!  So forgetful.  It’s a good thing they’ve got us to look after them, isn’t it?
 
 
 
Contempt.  Many pro-dommes try to conceal it, but ladies – if you’re ever visited by Servitor, feel free to tell me exactly what you think of this forty seven year-old client…
 

Divine retribution

Do not seek to question it.

It’s funny how you sometimes feel let down after a birthday, don’t you think?  As if there should have been more to it, somehow?  Oh well – there’s always next year.  In you go.
 
 
 
Lesbian castration plans
Yes, let’s get it sorted.

 
Spiked chastity belt
Still am, I’m afraid to say.  Ow!
 

Mistreated slave the lucky boy
And she’s used to getting what she wants.

 
 
INtensive CBT sessions
Easy to confuse the two.  Wouldn’t it be awful, though, if you visited a beautiful young professional lady for an intensive CBT session, then found yourself spending the next two hours putting positive feelings into practice?

Marks for bad behaviour

Dominatrix guardresses oh my
What was his offence?  Oh – reading porny blogs on the Internet, I think.  Eighteen months with hard labour  – he got off quite lightly, wouldn’t you say?
 

Edge play domina
Mmmm.  A new experience!.
 

Humiliated husband and son
Just like a mother to remind you of those embarassingtimes over her knee, eh?  Last Friday, for example, just before the wedding. That was a bad one.
 

Femdom prison guardresses again!
Freedom is slavery.
 
 

D-I-V-O-R-C-E - find out what you mean to her
Well… at least you’re talking.  That’s good, right?

Domesticated

Feral males can be such a nuisance, especially in urban areas, don’t you think?  These ladies could sort all that out.

Femdom military discipline no less
The ladies in the picture do actually seem to be carrying canes.  Isn’t that great?  swords.  Not canes, swords.  Oh well..maybe a quick 20 with the flat… hmmm?

This is the Chilean army according to the divine Ms Ayesha, so there we are.  Chile.  Long and thin.  Very much so.  I’ll admit I don’t know much else about Chile… but I know what I like.


A bleak lonely and miserable caption about kinky sex
If he only realised it, the triple whipping he gets occasionally is for his wedding anniversary.  But men – they always forget, don’t they?


Lobotomised for love of a woman
I think it’s a bit cruel. It’s not as if most men have that many brain cells to begin with.


Dominatrices keep you guessing
Of course, she doesn’t use spurs and riding whip.  Not on a pony.


Chastity cuckold honeymoon stuff
Easy for her to say.  She didn’t have to spend the night sleeping in the hotel corridor.

Restraining orders

Yes please.  Those.

These too:

Bikini briefs and pet play
The leash is invisible, but that doesn’t mean there isn’t one there.


Money domme makes good
Rather a thoughtless gift, as she can’t drive, don’t you think?  I expect he’ll be punished for that.  When she can be bothered.


Pain inflicted lovingly and steadily
Pain-killers don’t work, anyway. I was taking some, for a minor condition, but when I went to visit my Significant Other the nipple clamps still hurt like hell.  I’m thinking of complaining to the Adertising Standards Authority.

I cant remmebre what this femdom caption was about
Yes, being caged up for that long is pretty scary.  But not as scary as Lucy.


Hathaway with my heart
That would be really helpful, actually.  I find that almost every day, there are some moments when I catch myself not thinking about Anne.  Of course, it doesn’t happen often, but it’s still a bit worrying.

No, not love, she said. Don’t you know that it’s different for girls?

Joe


So, with apologies to anyone who doesn’t share my Anne Hathaway obsession (I’ll run out of pictures or get stopped by her lawyers at some point, but not yet, please lord, not yet).  On with the show.

No, not love, she said.
Can’t or won’t.


Wakey wakey
Don’t worry, you won’t be conscious for all that long.


Domestic servitude means never having to say she's sorry
Well, granted you’ve spent much of your life and will probably spend most of your retirement in mind-numbingly tedious drudgery.  But on the plus side, you’re really good at pleats.


Leather clad domina puts man into a cage oh my!
Curiously, though, he will be getting the pain and humiliation you might expect in such a scene.  Just not quite in the way he was expecting.





She knows how to per you up.
She’ll be giving you a bit of a scolding while you’re writhing in agony on the ground, too.  Psychotic, but fair.



Holy orders

..which shall be obeyed without question.

But is he willing to spend the whole night on his knees scrubbing the floor after a party, so it’s all lovely and clean when Mistress wakes up?  He is?  Damn.

The chap in the gas mask there should just thank his lucky stars that she hasn’t got one that goes up to eleven.

I don’t want you to get the impression that they simply beat him until he he gave in.  There was an element of that, obviously, but they also showed him that his assertion that the kebabs ‘tasted like dogfood’ was actually factually incorrect, after which he was of course eager to make amends in any way.

It’s not often appreciated how hard life can be for a lady looking like this, as she finds everwhere that men (and quite a few women) react to her in a sexual way.  I am glad to make clear that this blog supports no such sexist ideas.  Not that I’m in favour of equality between the sexes, you understand.  Actually, I can’t abide men’s lib.

He knows, because he’s tried several times and although you can’t see them from this angle, that baldy head has two lovely bar-shaped bruises on it to prove it.

Some people assume that being made to eat the food in the OWK prison is a punishment.  Over the course of several days without, they come to realise they were wrong.

Can’t get it up as often as I used to

Well, I have a new job that I probably need to take a bit more seriously than the old job, so I think the rate of posting (and the creation rate of new foolishness) will have to fall. I expect to be updating a couple of times a week from now on, instead of the daily service you have come to expect.


It’s going to be hard to get out of the habit, and if any lady readers have any tips, tricks and ideas on how my pervy thoughts could possibly be restrained and repressed for much of the week, any slips corrected and my attention kept firmly on my work, I’d love to hear them.


Oops…was that a stray pervy thought, right there?



Three dominatrices and a very sorry Dave
They each have a key, and the cage doesn’t open unless all three locks are released.  Their meetings were such fun at first, but they’re losing interest now and it’s rare for the three to get together more than once or twice a year.


Captioned image of a spanking bride
She’s got nothing to worry about.  Her mother left a little gift for her that she’ll discover on her wedding night – a simple little thing but it should make Alan shriek and beg in just the way he should. 


Dominatrix applies a second coat of welts
She tried to find out who it was had already started on her slave, but unfortunately the slave’s head is tied to the wall so he didn’t see.  Could have been any one of a number of women…


Femdom wife keeps you in for a spanking
It’s just for today, though.  She’s told Phil you can definitely join them tomorrow evening, so they’ll all be waiting for you and they’ll probably want to hear all about how it went.  That’s something to look forward to, isn’t it?


Femdom doesnt believe in getting too friendly with her slaves
It’s a good idea not to get too friendly with slaves anyway, as it can be heartbreaking when you have to gte rid of them to make way for new, younger specimens.
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