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Once when I was in hospital I tried out the ‘just a little prick with a needle’ joke* on one of the nurses. But she just looked confused and said “But I’m the one with the needle.” I did feel a fool. |
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BDSM’s odd like that. Subs are actually much more interested in exactly how the implement feels than the dommes. My SO seems to grab any old thing at random sometimes when she wants to hit me – I actually feel that shows a lack of respect, which is lovely, obviously. |
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Starting with this. |
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Makes it all worthwhile. |
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It’s rather an exciting art form, not least because it needs weekly refreshing. |
* “I know you are, but what are you going to do with it?”.