Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| One day you’ll laugh about it. Everyone else does, after all. |
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| Mmm… that does sound humiliating! |
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| Actually, he’s lucky. The bricks are little bit irregular. If it wasn’t for that to engage his interest…well, he’d have had a pretty boring time of it over the years, I can tell you. |
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| She’s trying to make this work – why aren’t you? |
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| Actually, you can make a fuss if you want. It doesn’t really matter. |
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| I love the way a recent article in the Guardian about science fiction on British TV just *happened* to use an image from this episode featuring whip-wielding dominatrices to exemplify the series Space 1999. |
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| That’s only fair, because you’re not in fact safe. |
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| Aww… look at that little pout. Isn’t she sweet when she’s cross? Better do what the little woman says, hmmm? Just to humour her, you know. You can assert yourself later, I expect. |
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| If you want a picture of the future, imagine a sweaty trainer stamping on a human face — forever*. |
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| I do. |
*Test time! What is the slightly garbled literary reference? Hmm? Anyone? You! You at the back – hands out of your pockets, boy! – what’s the answer?
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| …and he’s good for relieving my… tension! |
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| Oh well. At least you no longer have all that awful responsibility of making sure you’re keeping within the distance. You can be fairly sure it’ll be no more than four feet. Always. |
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| I don’t want to think about this. |
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| Fucking off is something I’ve always been really good at. All the girls would agree. |
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| We used to talk about my cock quite a lot, in the early days of our marriage. But ‘gorgeous’ wasn’t one of the words she used. |
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| It’s been a while since I did this, but I believe that you begin with the examination of conscience. Oh, and penance is involved somewhere down the line. Quite definitely. |
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| Hmm. What makes me think the answer by the end of the evening will turn out to have been ‘both’? |
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| As far as I know, there aren’t any countries that provide constitutional rights to have a tantrum. So you’d better just bend over. |
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| Tantrums featuring a lot today. New husbands are prone to them. Experienced husbands, less so. You’re about to become a lot more experienced, by the look of this! Many happy returns of the day. |
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| And although she seems to be looking away, it’s probably best not to pout when she’s given you this information, if you still have hopes of next month too. |
That’s today’s new word! (And it begins with ‘i’!).
Apparently, ‘intersectionality’ refers to multiple overlapping systems of domination and oppression, and can be best described through a ‘matrix of domination’! Sounds like fun, huh?
I’m going to get me on one of them gender studies courses, right away. I could enter this blog as my thesis… although I expect some narrow-minded academic would probably consider it to be politically incorrect.
Oh well. Let’s have some pictures of sexy young women posing for the camera and holding fetish objects in a threatening way, shall we? Nothing politically incorrect there.
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| Actually, I think you’re on precisely the right side of the river. Why would you want to go anywhere else? |
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| Actually, it’s simpler than that. He hasn’t left the aircraft – and he won’t. |
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| If you can’t keep twenty-eight simple vows, then what on earth are you doing getting married, hmmm? |
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| Sometimes it’s worth all the screaming and begging for mercy just to have made the point of priciple though, isn’t it? Isn’t it? |
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| Oh, I have no problem with authority at all. Not when it looks like Mistress Eleise de Lacey. |
She has a new website, you know. Hooray! It’s because she’s moved to Canada. Nooooooo! Western Canada! Aaaaaargh! Vancouver. I don’t even know where Vancouver is! But it’s far.
Always the best reason.
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| I think there’s now an app you can get that makes the whole process a lot simpler. |
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| Aren’t you lucky? |
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| I read in a self-esteem book once, that you should write out a list of all the things about yourself you despise. I got on quite well at first, but after a few months it started to get quite unwieldy. So I started this blog instead. And it’s been great – I haven’t been troubled by self-esteem since. |
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| Looks safe enough. Hope he gets something liquid to drink at some point, though. |
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| Hmmm. I wonder what they’re going to do with those bunches of flowers? |
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| Puppywup gonna dieee-wie. |
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| Things always seem so simple after a birching, don’t you agree? Hmm? Yes – thought you would. |
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| Actually, grammatically speaking it is you who are surprised. She is amazed, startled: something like that. (Incidentally: little tip if you ever session with a pro-domme. Very few of them – perhaps even none – really appreciate grammatical pedantry from their slaves. Just something I’ve learned (or is learnt?) over the years.) |
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| I expect the screaming will become rather irritating after a while. Still, they could always turn the TV up. |
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| And if it doesn’t get you stiff, she’ll ask Manuel to stick around for a bit, and maybe the three of you could try something else.
(And this – finally – is the lovely but regretably only occasionally dominant Carla Brown.)
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| Now if it gets too much for you, just cry out at any time, OK? She likes that. |
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| Now that’s the kind of expression I usually have, when I’m in session. Sort of “oh shit”. |
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| Well, I think she shouldn’t have. It’s ridiculous. I mean, the elevator guy only has to press a button. |
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| Oh – and it does count, even if your fingers are crossed. So don’t think you’re getting away that easily, boy number 3. |
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| Yes. Yes it will. |
I got an email about dealing with erectile disfunction. I know they’re probably just spam, but I like to think the best of people, and I was willing to give it a go. At least it made a change from all those emails I get suggesting various ways of enhancing my penis size (sometimes I wish I’d never given my mother my email address, I really do).
Anyway, it said that lots of men experience periods of erectile disfunction, but if I wrote off describing the circumstances in which I…. err.. failed to rise to the occasion, as it were, world-famous doctors were waiting to advise me.
Well, as you can imagine, I was quite excited, and I wrote back at great length describing how I usually experience quite long periods of erectile disfunction shortly after annoying my Significant Other, for example by failing to iron her blouse properly, or over-cooking the pasta. But that I also find it difficult to achieve an erection when she’s just in a bad mood because she’s busy at work, or its her time of the month, or something like that. The email asked me to describe in detail the longest period of disfunction I’d had, so I sent them Time magazine’s review of the year for 2013.
And they never replied! I mean, can you believe it? I sent email after email, and eventually I just received an automatic response informing me that the server in Nigeria where they were based was blocking my address.
Isn’t the Internet a weird place, eh? Oh well. Here are some more pictures of pretty ladies looking threatening, so we can get sexually aroused by the thought of being punished and humiliated by them. Good wholesome stuff.
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| Beware of dominatrices with ‘strong views’ |
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| Domestic bliss. |
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| You think? |
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| It’s ironic, really, as Alanis Morisette might say. |
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| Dear me, she seems a little fierce. Most young brides wait until after the wedding before giving their husbands their first proper birching. Still, maybe she’ll become more tolerant and forgiving of her husband’s faults when you’re married. Some brides do. Many don’t. |
