Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| Oh no. Don’t tell me I married an escape artist. Again. |
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| Scurry scurry scurry. |
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| Thank goodness it’s nothing personal. |
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| That looks very motivating, doesn’t it? I think just one of those rods would motivate me, so a whole bunch wrapped together like that… I feel motivated just looking at them. |
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| I wouldn’t mind, but he’s the priest who married us and that just seems wrong. Still… very nice shoes. |
Grand, epic, homicidal.
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| Armpit Fetishist Monthly is just another example of the decline of traditional media, another fine publication swept away by the Internet. I recall their cookery page with particular affection. |
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| My office established a system of disciplinary procedures for inappropriate sexual activity. Which to my mind is just having your cake and eating it too… or would be, were I allowed cake. |
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| I’m thinking of paella – perhaps a nice Rioja to go with it? And maybe Roger might like to try bastinado, in keeping with the Spanish theme. |
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| With luck, she’ll take up chewing gum obsessively. |
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| Love hurts and so does she. |