There’s something she forgot to say to you

Celebrate the conscious liberation of the female state!

The company has a very strict policy agaimst sexual harassment too.  So don’t worry about that. If you’re groped, or propositioned or demeaned in any way, you can complain to your boss, right then and there.

Hmm.  Looks like he’s going to be spending a lot of time bent over the the engine, today.

She might have her own list of course.
Nope.  No hangups there.  None whatsoever. I have five years of blog postings to prove it.

 

Female liberation. Quite the best sort.

Since love is blind, then from the mind, all womankind should rout them.

… because she hates men.

It’s nice when newlyweds have pet names for each other.  But ‘bully’ just isn’t appropriate.  ‘Boss’ is a good one – he could try that, maybe?


I’m glad she’s taking precautions because some itching powders can be really nasty.  But see those gloves?  That’s safe BDSM play.  She’ll be fine. 

Oh – stop worrying!  They’re not going to starve to death or anything!  This blog can’t abide excessively violent scenes, you know that.  No: they’ll die of thirst long before they starve.

Let’s hope this one turns out better than the previous 117.  But if not, that’s valuable knowledge too.  Science: it’s all about reproducibility of the results.
Very lightly.  Safe, sane, consensual – remember?


She is looking good, for beauty we will pay

In fact, some of us have to.  Music is mostly unrelated.
 
Because he knows there are things much worse than a good hard kick to the balls.
The forceful, talented and literary Mistress Miranda, another lady who has had the misfortune to encounter Servitor in the quivering, unimpressive flesh.

 

It’s all very well to be carried away with love at first sight, but can you build a lasting relationship with a pair of sports shoes, when fashion in sneakers is so fickle?
 
 
 

 

OK, not the sexiest of topics.  But if you don’t know, you can’t imagine. Really: if you’re a pain-slut you should be trying to develop a good set of them.
 
 

 

Punishment fits the crime… tightly and closely.
 

 

You replied “I do” and that was the occasion when a safeword might have been advisable instead. Too late now.

Agony aunts

She’s got so much to give.
 
 
So much easier than a long drawn-out evening of silence.  Although, oddly, no quicker.
 
 

 

Boys can be so messy.  Especially during edge-play.
 
 

 

Poor Selina. I hope she’s feeling better.
 
 

 

Oh well… at least you don’t have to get down on your knees and apologise to him properly.

Pride comes before a spanking


Positive reinforcement – quite motivational, I find.
 
 

 

Decisions decisions… oh dear.  I thought the whole point of this sort of relationship was that I wouldn’t have to make decisions any more!
 
 

 

Yes.  That would be awful. Erm… we said just a half hour session this time.  Didn’t we?
 
 

 

That’s a relief. All the relief there’s going to be, by the look of it, but better than nothing.
 
 

 

You can watch a whole half hour, if you’re good. Just remember to thank her.

Devotional abuse

I’m sure she’s very fair-minded.
The wonderful Eleise de Lacy, whom I had the immense privilege of meeting a few months ago.  As extraordinary, beautiful and creative in person as she seems in the brilliant Femme Fatale videos.
 

 

And afterwards… especially afterwards.
 
 
Hmmm.  What a bit of luck to catch you cheating on her just as she was next to a shop selling whips! 
 
 

 

Just one less thing to worry about.
 
 

 

You’d better.
 
 

 

 

Penile servitude

Aooooarrrahhh-oooo, eeehhhhuuuh!

 

 

I’m sure we’ve all been there.
 
 
 
That’s true, actually.  I mean, I certainly don’t experience pain the way my Significant Other does. I experience it a lot more frequently, for a start.
 
 

 

“Just” in the sense of “only”
 
 
 



Hmm.  16 orgasms in less than a minute. Quite a performance.  Let’s try not to repeat it.



 

Women on the verge of a nervous beatdown

Topping from the bottom again, eh? She’ll soon have that sorted out.
 
 

 

One way or another, they do usually bend quite a lot if enough pressure is applied.
 
 

 

Points of view are for observing in a femdom relationship, not for expressing.
 
 

 

Or better, depending on what you’re into.
 
 

 

That’s actually most things, if you think about it.  Of course, you’ll have to ask permission.

Holy bonds of matrimony

 
 
Keep thinking about it.
 
 
 
There is no try, there is only do.

 

 
Tease and denial.  Love it.

 

 

 

It’s good for relievin’ her… tension.
 

 

This is from earlier in my marriage. These days, she has a bunch of keys she hangs from a belt.  I bet she doesn’t even know what half of them open.

And he loves it when she beats his brains out

(he’s pecked to death but he loves the pain)

She’s not talking to you.
 
 

 

I think you’re about to get a free session.
I think we can all agree and rejoice that this is the lovely Jean Bardot, can we not?
 

 

Hmmm.  Two captions in one post about a domme actually hurting someone who doesn’t want to be hurt.  Servitor – reprinting the same old shit since 2011.
 
 

 

I like an unhurried session.  For example, I’ve got a humiliation scene going that’s been building nicely for… oooh, about 47 years now.
 
 

 

Bloody typical!  Doesn’t ask me how my day was, does she?  But to be fair, it’s hard to say at this stage whether it’s been a good, bad or howlingly agonising day.  Not until she’s decided.