Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
…because who cares what ‘wise men say’ anyway?
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| You’ll have to ask them when you next see them. Of course, that’ll have to be when you’re no longer grounded. |
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| What’s the worst that can happen? |
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| They don’t know yet, anyway. |
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| Relax! She’s a professional, OK? |
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| Whimper. |
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| No use crying over spilt …err… |
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| It’s the perfect end to an evening, after a night out and a curry. |
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| Oh look – she hasn’t got an ashtray! What to do…? |
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| And every anniversary too. |
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| Try thinking of her needs for a change. |
Welcome to my world.
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| You need to be careful about that. Dommes can be rather literal-minded. I told my Significant Other that my heart belonged to her, and it took quite a while (and a lot of cash) to persuade her that it was best to leave it inside me for a while. |
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| Sometimes, one partner in the relationship has to take the first step, and really try something new, y’know? |
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| Come to think of it, it was nothing. Forget it. |
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| It’s just not fair on her, the way it is, do you see? Having to say no every month – it just makes her the bad guy. Come on – give a little, here. |
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| See? Didn’t I tell you? If you don’t want them to take your requests literally, just don’t ask. Now look what you made her do. |
(So many possibilities)
…tears?
…perfection?
…amuse her friend?
…help him do a better job of the ironing?
…the sound of The Best of Abba, Vol 2?
…try out a new stroke?
…obedience?
…the sound of girlish laughter?
You decide (if You’re of the superior sex, obviously).
On with the show:
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| No rush. Take your time. She can even leave you there all night, if you like, and finish off tomorrow. |
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| Well, obviously if you’re going out to dinner, you’ll be swallowing. Really – this doesn’t sound so bad at all, does it? |
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| I used to pay for humiliation sessions, but now what I do instead is just ask ladies I fancy whether they’d like to go out for a drink with me. It’s a lot cheaper. |
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| Whatever you say, I think she’s going to suggest you wear something a bit skimpier, you know. |
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| I’m sure you can think of a good reason between now and tomorrow’s appointment at the clinic. |
Todays theme is love.
But then, it always is.
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| Enjoy. |
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| That was kind, don’t you think? Changing her plans like that, just for you. |
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| The customer is always right. |
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| Number 17. |
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| Soft power… stronger than diamond. |
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| Quite a moment here, in your marriage. Because it’s the last time you’ll hear “fetch the canvas bag” without experiencing that stab of fear. |
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| Nothing wrong with a healthy day’s sport. Really, they’re just helping Nature to keep the numbers down. |
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| Hmmm… she’s rather pretty isn’t she? It’ll be fun fantasising about her when you’re lying in bed after your operation. As long as your throat doesn’t ache so much you’re not feeling in the mood, anyway. Something to look forward to! |
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| God, it can be agonising waiting for a woman to come sometimes, can’t it? Especially when you’ve started drawing blood. Oh well – better get on with it. |
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| Really, you can scream and beg as much as you like. She doesn’t mind at all. |
| …like I should…
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| Although to be fair, it takes him even longer. Months, usually. |
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| Oh don’t worry – it’s just a caption, she’s not really that unfeeling. Anyway, she got another one, so it all ended up well. |
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| Marriage – it takes some getting used to. Just deciding to eat whenever you feel like it, thinking only of yourself, entering or leaving a room without permission, owning things – you just have to gradually accept that you don’t do that any more. |
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| Refusng to swallow could turn out to be quite hazardous to your health, though. |
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| Mmmmpphrrrnnnghhhh. |
“Sorry” is usually fairly safe, I find.
Hmmm…
“Yes Mistress” is generally quite harmless too…
Not sure I know of any others.
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| Another day, another, err… |
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| I used to think it was a load of nonsense, but then I went on a gender sensitivity course and was surprised to discover just how sensitive parts of my body could become. |
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| I have nothing to say. |
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| Isn’t technology wonderful? Just a few fingers swiped across this simple device and all the household chores are done and there’s an extra €10,000 in her bank account. Amazing. |
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| Nothing wrong with a few visible signs of a good healthy loving relationship. |
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| They operate a performance management system of penalties and rewards. If you perform badly, you’re punished severely. If you perform well, you’re punished a bit less severely. Probably. |
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| Actually, I have a chapter about dealing with this sort of rejection in my new self-help book, called She’s just not that into you – because you’re a sad little weirdo with a tiny cock. |
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| All sorts of ways that conversation could go. “What key?” would be a bad thing to hear, for instance. |
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| Enjoy. |
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| It’s a good thing someone’s got willpower, anyway. |
I loved that line, and the image it conveys, when I first heard it as a teenager.
Y at-il un lecteur de ce blog qui sait où je peux trouver un donjon (ou “SM-Studio” ou quelque chose de similaire) à louer pour quelques heures, Paris ou ses environs? S’il vous plaît écrivez dans la section des commentaires si vous en connaissez un. Un grand merci (et je m’excuse pour ce que j’écris le français si mal!).
Back to English. More pictures of incompetently captioned perfection follow.
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| Not quite dry… |
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| Don’t worry. She’s promised to keep really quiet, when she reaches orgasm. |
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| Awww, c’mon. Don’t be a meanie. |
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| And there you were thinking that Karen hates you! It just goes to show… |
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| They say laughter is the best aphrodisiac. Believe me, it isn’t true. |
