With apologies for the unimaginative but search engine-friendly headline. Just supply your own feeble femdom-related pun if you’re missing it.
Oh – and if you’re a search engine? Hi there. Welcome. Femdom. Femdom caption. Dominatrix. Dominatrix. Governess. Spanking. Bandicoots. No, no bandicoots. This is what we do here:
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| Don’t worry. She’ll be there with you the whole time. With a bit of luck, you’ll still just be conscious when she comes – won’t that be nice? |
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| He goes to confession too. |
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| She’s such a professional. Sometimes the same caning scene will require eight or nine complete takes before she’s satisfied. |
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| Astute observers of financial markets might realise that I created this caption a long time ago (I don’t always post captions as soon as I do them, in fact I have about 180 waiting to be posted – isn’t that nice?) – because the Euro is no longer particularly high. I expect that was the first thing that caught your eye when you looked at this one, right? Right? |
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| Doesn’t she look sweet? Try to remember that, because your eyes will be too sore to open quite soon. |
Love them all, but especially the last one, which is Heather Crook, most beautiful woman in the world.
Thank you for your comment, Alamo. And for the tip-off. She's very lovely, very lovely indeed. And it's certainly not my place to make any judgements of female beauty.
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