They are, and so am I when they let me get close.
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| Still, he got his money’s worth. |
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| Goodness. This looks as if it’s about to get very adventurous. Positively kinky. |
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| I can only ‘take’ a few strokes, I’m ashamed to say. Fortunately what she can ‘give’ is what actually matters. |
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| Hey – you can be her girlfriend, though, right? All the fun and none of that complicated sex stuff? |
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| There. I told you it would be all right. |
And (with regards to #4 – the friendly blonde), I'm sure she'd be happy to help you with your romantic life. She'll be so happy when you finally find a nice keyholder, of course she'd go chastity belt shopping with you. Having a woman's opinion of what looks best on you will be so helpful! Maybe she'll even go for a pre-locking Brazilian wax with you! And I'm sure she'll be proud to stand with you as a sort of "best man" when you say your chastity vows . . .
Or if you decide to go "all the way", and get neutered, I bet she'd be happy to give you a ride, and pick you up afterwards. She might even bring you flowers. After all, you're her best friend!