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| I like a woman who knows what she wants. Don’t you? |
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| Mmmm. If you pay extra maybe she’ll ignore you even more. |
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| It’s tragic, the breakdown in authority in schools these days. Don’t you think? |
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| Mmmm… pretty exciting, huh? I wonder what she has planned? A really hard spanking? |
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| Actually, I have a ‘frequently annoying traveller’ card. So they don’t have to make any special arrangements: the stewardesses just slap me on sight. I get special meals too. |
After seeing all your posts about Air Hostesses being mean to you, i'm starting to think you are a pretty shitty passenger to have. Don't you know better than to be nice to Ladies? After all They are our Superiors.
It's all just a horrible misunderstanding, Mr A. I was on a flight to the Czech Republic, trying to get past a hostess, on my way to the toilet, you know. Well, there was a sudden gust of turbulence, I accidentally slipped, and I grabbed out at the nearest thing I could find to hold, which turned out to be her breasts! And then she turned around and slapped me hard in the face. And I just came in my pants! As anyone would, I think you'll agree… just my luck to be wearing white trousers that day, too! A pretty awful situation, but really none of it was my fault!
Anyway, that little incident was many years ago now. I've put it behind me and to be honest, I think everyone involved has forgotten about it, except me and the probation officer.